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@laughing_squid thanks for the tweet, link is broken though2:58 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to laughing_squid
RT @rebeccakelley: Swine flu would sound so much cooler if it were called kung flu. "I've got kung flu? AWESOME!"2:05 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
WOOO #1 story on reddit: http://is.gd/4P75b now i just need to make digg my bitch: http://digg.com/d319Inc1:14 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
I am a firm believer in recreational NyQuil use12:27 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
Digging "How everything goes to hell during a zombie apocalypse" http://is.gd/4OY1x (digg if you like)8:59 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
Happy Friday - Here's a new comic.! How everything goes to hell during a zombie apocalypse: http://theoatmeal.com/comic...8:45 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
@Jacob_Pratt happy to hear it! that one is my favorite comic from the book8:40 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck in reply to Jacob_Pratt
@baconsalt just sent me a "bacon survival kit" http://is.gd/4Ogv5 because they liked my bacon comic: http://is.gd/4OgvR THX DUDES!2:22 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
@ChrisMW thank you! i'll do my best, sir2:03 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck in reply to ChrisMW
@AlohaArleen actually I was thinking about that a few days ago.. whoever can pull that off & have it readable gets a prize2:02 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck in reply to AlohaArleen
@brant they're all boobs, dude. man boobs are divided into the muscular kind and the fatty kind11:41 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck in reply to brant
The Moobs of Khan http://www.marvelousmanboob...10:45 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
@statuscrow glad to hear it! if i can inspire near-pee, i consider that a marvelous win9:27 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck in reply to statuscrow
Digging "If Facebook merged with Myspace" http://bit.ly/2IhNCZ3:25 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
(just launched) This is what Facebook would look like if you merged it with Myspace: http://theoatmeal.com/faces...10:54 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
@SassyFitSeattle how about this? http://is.gd/4N42z (it's not a funny comic, but still kinda interesting - I made it for a client)8:25 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck in reply to SassyFitSeattle
"[so and so] suggested you become a fan of [some business i've never heard of] from shitfuckistan, nebrahoma"8:13 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
@LizzieCurious oh geez, now the pressure is on. i'll do my best to deliver the funny5:46 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck in reply to LizzieCurious
@fulltimemonti already did it http://bit.ly/1Uv9Dm5:32 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck in reply to fulltimemonti
@melgray hahaha yessssss4:49 PM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to melgray

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Name Matthew Inman
Location seattle, wa
Web http://theoatmeal...
Bio The oatmeal is full to the brim with comics, quizzes, and stories

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