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  1. All that is right, wrong, ugly and beautiful in the world, in one handy Uniform Resource Locator http://flickr.com/photos/tags/me/ 3:15 PM May 22nd from web
  2. Trying to decide whether to go see Tom Brokaw, or sneak into the room with the "Class IV Laser in Operation" warning sign on the door. 2:05 PM May 20th from Adium
  3. Confirmation that I have swine flu: My first thought upon waking up this morning was "Where did I put my yodeling journal?" 10:08 AM Apr 27th from Echofon
  4. The Inuit language has many words for 'snow'. I've instead developed a dozen ways to describe back pain. Eg: 'Is my spine hanging out?' 10:53 AM Apr 6th from Echofon
  5. It's time for my Windows 7 dance. It looks exactly like my Vista dance except you've had a few drinks and you think l look kinda hot now. 2:34 PM Jan 23rd from Twitterrific
  6. It's so comforting to see you all the time on TV now. I know your the one to finally fix this mess. Thanks, Shamwow guy. 11:12 AM Jan 15th from Twitterrific
  7. 30 Rock Good Deed for the Day: slathering Al Roker's pate with bear fat to ward off the morning chill. 7:49 AM Nov 19th, 2008 from web
  8. Do not play chicken with iPhone battery. iPhone battery has no fear. 5:53 AM Nov 19th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  9. "I will start with simple concepts, such as that DNA can catalyze cleavage of oligonucleotide substrates..." I love Microsoft Researchers. 12:27 PM Nov 11th, 2008 from web
  10. On CNN, Wolf Blitzer interviewing experts via hologram. On MSNBC, Olbermann vaporizing Pat Buchanan with the Large Hadron Collider. 3:26 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from web
  11. One day I'd like to get thrown in the pokey so I can tell people that I've been in the pokey. Or I might just say pokey a lot. And pokey. 7:05 PM Oct 27th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  12. My wife and I share the same birthday. Every year, her present to me is that I get to forget to get her something for her birthday. 8:28 AM Oct 24th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  13. I am returned. I'd love to explain where I've been the last month, but the last thing I remember is replying to an email about cheap V1AG5A 11:29 AM Oct 23rd, 2008 from web
  14. Just in case a black hole consumes the earth tomorrow, I've put my wife and daughter to bed with a gentle kiss and now solemly cook bacon. 10:24 PM Sep 9th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  15. Long day at work, black bear running up the driveway, Mccain keynote. Lizard brain says lock the door and drink more Guinness. 9:06 PM Sep 4th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  16. Got a meeting w/ 1 of the interns- better involve him making coffee and giving me a foot massage or he'll never work in this industry again. 9:41 AM Aug 15th, 2008 from web
  17. New cat seems content to stay indoors, which means we may have to come up with a more creative name for her than 'cat 4'. 5:58 PM Aug 7th, 2008 from Twittelator
  18. Wife brought another rescue cat home today. As she was pulling up, a cougar in the bushes started humming the opening theme to Good Eats. 9:57 PM Aug 1st, 2008 from Twittelator
  19. Trying to work "that's beyond a man of my station" into conversation but as a man who regularly handles another human's shit, I got nothin'. 10:36 PM Jul 9th, 2008 from web
  20. 1/3/2/smoke/1 1:44 PM Jul 4th, 2008 from Hahlo