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- All that is right, wrong, ugly and beautiful in the world, in one handy Uniform Resource Locator http://flickr.com/photos/ta...3:15 PM May 22nd from web
- Trying to decide whether to go see Tom Brokaw, or sneak into the room with the "Class IV Laser in Operation" warning sign on the door.2:05 PM May 20th from Adium
- Confirmation that I have swine flu: My first thought upon waking up this morning was "Where did I put my yodeling journal?"10:08 AM Apr 27th from TwitterFon
- The Inuit language has many words for 'snow'. I've instead developed a dozen ways to describe back pain. Eg: 'Is my spine hanging out?'10:53 AM Apr 6th from TwitterFon
- It's time for my Windows 7 dance. It looks exactly like my Vista dance except you've had a few drinks and you think l look kinda hot now.2:34 PM Jan 23rd from Twitterrific
- It's so comforting to see you all the time on TV now. I know your the one to finally fix this mess. Thanks, Shamwow guy.11:12 AM Jan 15th from Twitterrific
- 30 Rock Good Deed for the Day: slathering Al Roker's pate with bear fat to ward off the morning chill.7:49 AM Nov 19th, 2008 from web
- Do not play chicken with iPhone battery. iPhone battery has no fear.5:53 AM Nov 19th, 2008 from Twitterrific
- "I will start with simple concepts, such as that DNA can catalyze cleavage of oligonucleotide substrates..." I love Microsoft Researchers.12:27 PM Nov 11th, 2008 from web
- On CNN, Wolf Blitzer interviewing experts via hologram. On MSNBC, Olbermann vaporizing Pat Buchanan with the Large Hadron Collider.3:26 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from web
- One day I'd like to get thrown in the pokey so I can tell people that I've been in the pokey. Or I might just say pokey a lot. And pokey.7:05 PM Oct 27th, 2008 from Twitterrific
- My wife and I share the same birthday. Every year, her present to me is that I get to forget to get her something for her birthday.8:28 AM Oct 24th, 2008 from Twitterrific
- I am returned. I'd love to explain where I've been the last month, but the last thing I remember is replying to an email about cheap V1AG5A11:29 AM Oct 23rd, 2008 from web
- Just in case a black hole consumes the earth tomorrow, I've put my wife and daughter to bed with a gentle kiss and now solemly cook bacon.10:24 PM Sep 9th, 2008 from Twitterrific
- Long day at work, black bear running up the driveway, Mccain keynote. Lizard brain says lock the door and drink more Guinness.9:06 PM Sep 4th, 2008 from Twitterrific
- Got a meeting w/ 1 of the interns- better involve him making coffee and giving me a foot massage or he'll never work in this industry again.9:41 AM Aug 15th, 2008 from web
- New cat seems content to stay indoors, which means we may have to come up with a more creative name for her than 'cat 4'.5:58 PM Aug 7th, 2008 from Twittelator
- Wife brought another rescue cat home today. As she was pulling up, a cougar in the bushes started humming the opening theme to Good Eats.9:57 PM Aug 1st, 2008 from Twittelator
- Trying to work "that's beyond a man of my station" into conversation but as a man who regularly handles another human's shit, I got nothin'.10:36 PM Jul 9th, 2008 from web
- 1/3/2/smoke/11:44 PM Jul 4th, 2008 from Hahlo
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