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  1. @erichavens I hate U2, and people think that's crazy.
  2. @joelmchale Unbelievable timing, college finds pin pricks in free condoms, just like Community last night: http://bit.ly/8ZgnOk
  3. @ThatKevinSmith If @meganphelps protests your KC event, lets organize a counter-protest like these KC kids and raise $$ http://bit.ly/6OGcg0
  4. Preparing my mouth for the amazing meal that will be had at Justus Drugstore tonight.
  5. Did not see New Moon. Will not see New Moon. Because I'm 27. And vampires are stupid.
  6. Still not smoking 40 hours or so later. #greatamericansmokeout
  7. Oh no. Oprah! Where will my mom get book and bizarre health recommendations now?
  8. @joelmchale happy birthday! I hope you can take the time to celebrate with some chicken tetrazini.
  9. 20 hours. Still shank and smoke free. #GreatAmericanSmokeout
  10. I quit smoking last night for the #GreatAmericanSmokeout. So far, I haven't shanked anyone. I feel good.
  11. Fun fact: the song Hard Luck Woman was written by Kiss for Rod Stewart. He passed, so drummer Peter Criss sang it like Stewart. Good song.
  12. And, also, I thought that ridiculous bib was for me to use, not for you to wipe my tooth chunks off your sadistic tools.
  13. Three fillings at the dentist today. Blah. In addition to the pain, I really hate when the dentist uses me as a table for tools.
  14. I'm sick. Woof.
  15. Please Retweet and Sign this Petition 'Remove Lucinda Rosenfeld from Friend vs. Foe' - http://301.to/adv
  16. My new blog: http://tothamaxx.wordpress.com/
  17. too much trivia, not enough brain cells
  18. @YahooNews When will the Archive feature for previous days popular news work again? It's been telling me 'no items available' for weeks
  19. Billy Joel and his wife are divorcing after 5 years together. Rather than split their home in court, he'll just drive a car through it
  20. eloping might have been the better option.