nyccabgirl
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Snagging elusive cab in rush hour rain outside your building and stepping into a putrid puddle is not ironic Alanis. It's FML on a Tuesday.
2:25 PM Oct 27th
from Birdhouse
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They exist. And are coming. People who willingly run 26.2 miles are terrifying. But I'd flee Staten Island too. Their zombies are fierce.
3:25 PM Oct 26th
from Birdhouse
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Free sample from DVD bootlegger reflects headlight glare. Handy for stopping off-duty cabs. Copyright infringement isn't all bad.
3:39 PM Oct 23rd
from Birdhouse
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It's *your* loss for not waiting for me, cabbie. Follow the funny on favstar if the sexy derivatives banter between those suits bores you.
6:02 AM Oct 23rd
from Birdhouse
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I've been so lazy this week the impressions from cab backseats on imprinted on my ass. That must be why it looks so much bigger.
4:13 PM Oct 22nd
from Birdhouse
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@ Excellent point. What cab ride couldn't use a little Sonic the Horny Hedgehog?
4:37 PM Oct 21st
from Echofon
in reply to dvsjr
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"Only grab it if the light's on." Tourist learning NYC cab system or perverse arcade game?
4:03 PM Oct 21st
from Birdhouse
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"The Presidents in town" may excuse a lot. But not that red, white and blue clown wig. Is handy for storing chewed gum though.
3:44 PM Oct 20th
from Birdhouse
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The cojones on this cab must be dragging on the pavement to pull that crazy turn across two lanes. Oh no, speed bumps...
4:58 PM Oct 19th
from Birdhouse
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Belches reverberate in quiet cabs. Fact learned from new law prohibiting cabbies from phone talking or radio playing. Got a law for that NY?
2:21 PM Oct 19th
from Birdhouse
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Stars I'm tossing from cab window aren't showing on Favrd. Do I blame Halloween goblins or overeager retailers grabbing Xmas decorations?
7:30 PM Oct 18th
from Birdhouse
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Belated thanks to @ @, @, @. If cab unexpectedly turns down dark alley am glad you're listening.
4:45 PM Oct 18th
from TweetDeck
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Happy birthday @! May all your wishes and fantasies come true today. Even if they don't involve cabs.
11:50 AM Oct 18th
from Birdhouse
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Upside of being caught in cold rain wearing wool winter coat and scarf? Pretend you have a baby sheep. Cabbie's reaction is priceless.
8:44 AM Oct 18th
from Birdhouse
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Dregs in the coffee cup on floor on cab indicate I'm surrounded by turmoil and chaos. Pretty accurate. Cabbie's blasting ska on radio.
9:52 PM Oct 16th
from Birdhouse
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I said "I want to go there" and pointed to list of who I follow. Cabbie balked. He’s either not a 30 Rock fan or knows you all too well.
5:55 PM Oct 15th
from Birdhouse
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Scientific mystery solved. Seagull and pigeon crap leave similar scatter pattern on cab windshields. Pigeons are crunchier roadkill though.
10:02 AM Oct 15th
from Birdhouse
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I totally Voltroned all the shit in the backseat. How are you not comping my cab fare? Universe hater!
5:35 PM Oct 14th
from Birdhouse
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Sorry for my gleaming white teeth but driving with rearview mirror amgled out side window isn’t safe. Unless there are ninjas on cab roof.
7:39 AM Oct 14th
from Birdhouse
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Times are tough but is glassblowing the best way to make extra cash? Heat from vat of molten glass does fight the chill in this cab.
6:57 PM Oct 13th
from Birdhouse
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- Name nyccabgirl
- Location Somewhere in Manhattan
- Bio Just a girl in a nyc taxi making random observations and eating lots of ramen
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