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  1. RT @PFTompkins: Dallas the American city! I would like to meet you. http://bit.ly/PFTinDallas
  2. An NFL official is never sexier than when informing viewers of a loss of down.
  3. Taking the Lovely Leanne to the Razorback game today. Good thing Jerry put a roof on this place.
  4. Oh. My. Word. RT @natashaleggero: this is hillarious! (you have to hear this) http://bit.ly/4idRpf
  5. Walking into Julie & Julia. Pray for me.
  6. @robhuebel Me neither! I only yell that when I am home alone.
  7. @Rumpusgoopus don't think twice. Hire them.
  8. You know those people that when they put on a suit you can tell they don't wear a suit very often? Yeah, I'm one of them.
  9. @EugeneMirman How did he do with your act?
  10. RT @GerryDuggan "Right after Michael Jackson's heart attack, @alyankovic announced he having a Fart Attack! Too soon?"
  11. @Rumpusgoopus ah, but with 3D glasses on, no one can see you tear up.
  12. @Rumpusgoopus man floats house with baloons to south American waterfall where he saves fictional bird from army of talking dogs = cliché?
  13. facing EXACT same quandry! RT @Rumpusgoopus Going to see a movie today. What shall it be: "Drag Me To Hell" or "The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3"?
  14. Rt @steveagee greatest pic ever. @BrodyismeFriend & Zach Galifianakis http://bit.ly/gw9Ol
  15. @comicstars Everyone knows that to have successful career in comedy, you need to be a sexist Republican. They're the funniest!
  16. @SarahKSilverman I'm so vain I probably think that tweet was about me.
  17. @azizansari is that anonio banderas behind you? Wow he IS short.
  18. @robhuebel you rule. That's all. You rule. As you were.
  19. @thebrianposehn you need to find lyrics that are ungooglable for this to work.
  20. @paulscheer A Partially Obstructed View To a Kill #budgetbond (via @NeverNotFunny) RT Winner!