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  1. Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - http://helpiranelection.com/
  2. As if protecting the world from incorrect use of reflexive pronouns weren't enough: http://xr.com/t8i
  3. Should a middle school language arts teacher admit she and her colleagues have never heard of count and non-count nouns? I think not.
  4. Whassup 30 mile per hour man? Ain't you got nowhere to be?
  5. What you call it when you confuse your computer's keyboard with your phone text pad? Where IS that question mark?
  6. Sorry GM, perhaps you shouldn't have put all your eggs in the SUV basket.
  7. Let us ponder how is it evolutionarily beneficial for PMS to short circuit the rational brain?
  8. Martha Stewart, Nascar, Howard Stern, and Playboy. Thank you XM-Sirius for bringing me and the best of American culture closer together.
  9. It's not every day you see the word *doofus* on the Wall Street Journal, y'all. http://bit.ly/3AzFkL
  10. Just FYI: 46 = Who needs to sleep anyway!
  11. "Big enough to solve a serious problem"? Could you put on a condom first.
  12. When your son says, "Mom, you're not acting appropriately parental," it's time to stop dancing.
  13. Apparently, nautical lingo is always a metaphor for sex: i.e. "tighten the boom vang until the luffing stops."
  14. Newly discovered talent: Running over your own toe with your own chair while sitting in it.
  15. What you think Sarah Palin is hiding in that beehive hairdo? A. gun B. oil rig C. another baby D. Jimmy Hoffa