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When Lucas "enhanced" Star Wars, he said it wasn't finished the first time. Does that mean Howard the Duck was a flawless masterpiece?
about 12 hours ago
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It's odd that Dorothy & pals had to get a mani/pedi before meeting the Wizard of Oz. Does the White House do that before you meet w/ Obama?
11:32 AM Dec 8th
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Regardless of the reason, I never feel like a bigger dork than when I look up something like "Wu-Tang Clan" on Wikipedia.
6:21 PM Dec 7th
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I have never understood the desire for fame/notoriety. The idea is abhorrent to me for many reasons, like this:
4:11 PM Dec 7th
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Can I get a TomTom GPS voice mod that mimics a wife/girlfriend? I'm accustomed to being nagged when I miss a turn.
3:46 PM Dec 2nd
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Mayan calendar ends at 2012? Big deal! How far ahead does YOUR date planner go? My old Apple Newton ends at 2010! Who ya gonna believe?
4:27 PM Dec 1st
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Friend joined the Flying Saucer's beer club. For gender, he chk'd Male. I secretly chk'd Female & added "(Tranny)." I'm such a 5-yr-old.
5:07 PM Nov 29th
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@ Supposedly, it's an anti-Muslim thing. I think it's just because minarets would look odd on those packets of instant cocoa.
12:30 PM Nov 29th
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The Swiss have officially banned minarets. Soon, they'll be banning all spires & towers. How will I find the enchanted sleeping princess?
10:14 AM Nov 29th
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"I think I will have another Mountain Dew" is not something you need to Tweet. Then again, neither was this criticism. Damn you!
3:38 PM Nov 28th
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No, goyim. A place is reserved for Elijah at Passover, not Thanksgiving. He doesn't just show up uninvited to every meal. That's my job.
11:26 AM Nov 26th
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@ What I wouldn't give to be able to send your phone a loud scream right now. ;)
Happy Things 'n' Stuff, mi amiga!
10:53 AM Nov 26th
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To everyone out there who's giving thanks for me, I'd just like to say, "You're welcome!" (Good manners cost nothing.)
9:22 AM Nov 26th
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"Scanners" is a great movie, from an era when you had to be wearing a lab coat to work on a computer. I still wear one, out of habit.
9:51 PM Nov 25th
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The rules for numbers below ten do not apply to 6. He is not a number, he is a free man. (via @)
4:15 PM Nov 24th
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@ You see Cronkite and think of me b/c he was a paragon of journalistic integrity, not b/c he was old, right? RIGHT?!?
9:42 PM Nov 22nd
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Working on a proposal to Hallmark for cards written by R. Lee Ermey. Grandma ill? Ermey says, "Walk it off!" Great for returning soldiers!
8:47 PM Nov 22nd
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People afraid of Cern's Large Hadron Collider are the same people who believe that "2012" is a documentary.
3:25 PM Nov 22nd
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@ Yeah I know they're different. But he can't have his kitty bar mitzvah without a bris first! Now don't you feel silly?
6:45 PM Nov 20th
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Kitty is getting fixed Tuesday. Or, as I prefer to say, it's Charlie's bris. Wonder if the vet would mind having a rabbi there. Volunteers?
3:56 PM Nov 20th
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- Name Alan
- Location Shell Beach
- Bio Author, lover, Harvard grad student. Granted, I don't do any of these things particularly well...
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