nuglah
i'm scared
| if we stick together there isn't a nipple on earth that won't be licked! I'm so quotable. |
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| today i tried to offer some small robot children some twizzlers but they vomited all over me and ran away as part of their defense mechanism |
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| MY PET CHIMP SPIFFY LOOKS AT PORN |
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| AL ROOKER TAUGHT ME HOW TO LOOK COOL WHEN YOU FALL DOWN IN HURRICANE WINDS TODAY! AL ROOKERS MAH BOO! |
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| If i had a pet squirell I would name it Hester Nutface.and i would kiss its cheeks to show how much I love him. And he would nibble my face. |
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| I AM IN CHICAGO. LICKING THINGS. AMONGST THESE THINGS I AM LICKING IS A GIRAFFE PENIS. |
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| my weave pimp smacked a baby today and the mother tried to kill me but she couldn't because i flew away on my Megasus, Heraldo Rivera. tehe |
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| look up into the sky tonight...YOU WILL SEE MY GIANT CANNON AIMED TOWARDS EARTH!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! earth will be mineeee... |
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| The prophecy foretold by Zach Morris has been intiated. There is nothing anyone can do to stop it. The earth will be mine. |
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| im currently in a giant space ship above earth with a lazer aimed at the moon.i plan on blowing up the moon to throw off the balance thingy. |
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| today i took a home pregancy test and stabbed a clown happy valentines day |
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| oh my! i just passed out on the floor for 2 hours! im lucky i didnt get raped and get one of those STDs you hear so much about... |
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| I JUST GAVE MESELF A SANDRA LEE CAMEL TOE!!!!ARGGG I'M A PIRATE |
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| today i was on a street corner and a man tried to lure me into his car with candy.. i almost got in but then his car exploded! |
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| oh yeah! not only did i fix my camera- but i also got my hair cut so i don't look like id go on a street corner and sell my body yayy! |
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| I fixed my camera!!! poor sammy! |
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| did you know that its hard to rap when you have a lisp? because it is. but does that stop me? NO THE HELL IT DOES NOT! |
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| something ginormously awesomely amazing is finna happennnnn |
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| new video soonnnnnnnnn yay ceiling! |
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