nudememphis
-
is listening to Metallica
about 22 hours ago
from txt
-
just had lunch with some hotties and a gay guy. I hate this Twilight crap more than ever now.
about 22 hours ago
from txt
-
Reality TV is shittier than regular TV. There, I said it. Now the secret is out.
9:50 PM Dec 9th
from web
-
I've just won a Nobel Peace Prize. It was in a box of Cracker Jacks. Awesome!
9:16 PM Dec 9th
from web
-
is regretting setting up Twitter on my Blackberry because it keeps texting me crap at inapportune times, like midnight.
9:53 PM Dec 8th
from txt
-
is building an ark as the Flood of Noah is washing The South away.
8:17 PM Dec 8th
from txt
-
@ You know, normally thin is all the rage, but I think most of us have pretty well decided that we really like you. Its all good
9:18 PM Dec 7th
from web
in reply to kirstiealley
-
@ Maybe sleepy would come across as cute?
9:16 PM Dec 7th
from web
in reply to marenhogan
-
@ It does, just not for you. ;)
9:15 PM Dec 7th
from web
in reply to lruettimann
-
@ Night!
8:47 PM Dec 7th
from web
in reply to mkhammer
-
@ Sure, let's scrub the house together! I get the toilets!
8:45 PM Dec 7th
from web
in reply to courtneyisneato
-
@ What a coincidence, neither am I.
8:33 PM Dec 7th
from web
in reply to courtneyisneato
-
@ My bad! I thought you were saying you were with Christina Applegate. I thought, "that makes sense to me." Sorry.
8:18 PM Dec 7th
from web
in reply to DavidFaustino
-
@ Don't feel bad. I do that for Victoria's Secret commercials sometimes
8:16 PM Dec 7th
from web
in reply to marenhogan
-
@ Did she really sing bad or was she just being overly critical of herself. I totally missed the show she was just on.
8:08 PM Dec 7th
from web
in reply to DavidFaustino
-
I got my first Christmas card of the year! Thanks State Farm agent man - totally awesome.
7:56 PM Dec 7th
from web
-
@ Just giving you a hard time, you know
7:55 PM Dec 7th
from web
in reply to sueissilly
-
@ Argh! not my cup of tea
7:50 PM Dec 7th
from web
in reply to JohnCleese
-
@ Hey baby! - sorry, just had to say it
7:50 PM Dec 7th
from web
in reply to sueissilly
-
@ :-)
7:12 PM Dec 7th
from web
in reply to Midagasm
|
|