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  1. is listening to Metallica
  2. just had lunch with some hotties and a gay guy. I hate this Twilight crap more than ever now.
  3. Reality TV is shittier than regular TV. There, I said it. Now the secret is out.
  4. I've just won a Nobel Peace Prize. It was in a box of Cracker Jacks. Awesome!
  5. is regretting setting up Twitter on my Blackberry because it keeps texting me crap at inapportune times, like midnight.
  6. is building an ark as the Flood of Noah is washing The South away.
  7. @kirstiealley You know, normally thin is all the rage, but I think most of us have pretty well decided that we really like you. Its all good
  8. @marenhogan Maybe sleepy would come across as cute?
  9. @lruettimann It does, just not for you. ;)
  10. @mkhammer Night!
  11. @courtneyisneato Sure, let's scrub the house together! I get the toilets!
  12. @courtneyisneato What a coincidence, neither am I.
  13. @DavidFaustino My bad! I thought you were saying you were with Christina Applegate. I thought, "that makes sense to me." Sorry.
  14. @marenhogan Don't feel bad. I do that for Victoria's Secret commercials sometimes
  15. @DavidFaustino Did she really sing bad or was she just being overly critical of herself. I totally missed the show she was just on.
  16. I got my first Christmas card of the year! Thanks State Farm agent man - totally awesome.
  17. @sueissilly Just giving you a hard time, you know
  18. @JohnCleese Argh! not my cup of tea
  19. @sueissilly Hey baby! - sorry, just had to say it
  20. @Midagasm :-)