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  1. @VemmaNewhouse They wouldn't even notice. I send him around the block every couple of nights as part of my general housekeeping.
  2. @UnIdleDad That sounds like a win-win situation. Done.
  3. @VemmaNewhouse No, he needs to air out. That's what the leaf blower's for.
  4. @GimmeeABreak Well, at least I don't have to use the old "I have a headache" excuse tonight. Whoopee!
  5. @UnIdleDad That sounds awesome, but what should I do for him?
  6. @bakenate Better yet, I may pack up the kids & go to a hotel....
  7. @UnIdleDad It's all in the name of good health....
  8. @USAAirman What? Are u saying that just cause I lock my door 300 times that I have a problem or something?!
  9. @draftqueen Well, I didn't win Wife of the Year for nothin', ya know!
  10. @VemmaNewhouse It's the least I could do, right?
  11. @UnIdleDad I'm dipping him in acid as I tweet - I'm an awesome multi-tasker.
  12. @preppypoppy Oh, now that'd just be entirely too much work since we have an 8 person tent that's the size of Texas. The dog crate will do.
  13. @draftqueen I've made him a little pallet on the front porch. :-)
  14. @bakenate yep, nothin' like cooking dinner & doing laundry when you've been chewed up & spit out by death itself.
  15. @preppypoppy If he really pitches a fit, then I'll let him sleep on the back deck.
  16. @draftqueen Yep, it is written in my contract that I cannot get sick.
  17. @bakenate He fluctuates. He lays around, sleeps & watches tv all day. The only time I got to do that was when I had surgery!
  18. @Running5k2day I may pack him up in the dog crate & throw him out in the back yard tonight....
  19. @draftqueen He may find his pillow out on the front porch tonight....
  20. @VemmaNewhouse I like it! A little Lysol/bleach bubble bath!