Two steps to making a profit online: 1. Make it easy for people to access and share things they enjoy. 2. There is no step 2.

Shut up, and draw me like one of your French girls.

@paulmwatson D:

@paulmwatson MAYBE YOUR FACE IS LAME

Twitter. So lame. Lame links. Lame quotes. Lame jokes. Why care? P.S. RETWEET!

Done my poem of the day. Monometer is much easier than dimeter. Glad that's over with. Now on to different metrical feet. My poem arpeggios!

@dudefozz I'm so sure at first that your toot read "has anyone else had an unusual amount of sex today?" I was like "no... :("

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. RODNEY DANGERFIELD

@Ann_Lowney YOU'RE NOT MEANT TO BE ON YOUR IPHONE WHILE YOU MEDITATE ANNIE!

Suppose I could always canvas for some letters of recommendation. This is turning out to be more hassle than it's worth!

Bah, they want me to upload a file with evidence to back up my claims of Being Good at Sex within the UK Mums community.

(Will let you know if they approve this.)

Just nominated myself for 50,000 off-line Kred points for Being Good at Sex in the UK Mums community.

Apparently, I have Kred with Coffee Lovers, C-Suite Execs, and Podcasters. Still, better than having Klout with with Twilight, I guess.

Just signed up for Kred. It's like Klout, but some how manages to be more shit and less relevant. Kudos. kred.ly/nslater

Twitter is censoring you, maybe. guardian.co.uk/technology/201…

Hey @jasoncosta, I don't want to develop on an API which contains a "withheld_in_countries" field. What's next, a "for_your_own_good" field?

@mikeloukides Yep, though I think he wrote more letters about poop to his mother and father. That guy was PROLIFIC!

@alexjs Unless your supplier is both hot and has a fetish for clumsy nerds with coffee stains that need cleaning.

Current status: Wishing Noah country existed.