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nslater

  1. @mattly Star Control? Hehe.
  2. @DarioGrandich I need a frickin' dentist!
  3. @bexxyfoz I have toothache and earache. I'm feeling quite delirious. D:
  4. Had temporary memory loss half way through taking some ibuprofen. Totally freaked out about what I was accidentally swallowing.
  5. @JBramwellSlater You being "welcomed" by that publisher on Twitter. Is there more to this than meets the eye? How did the proposal go?
  6. @mattly What's wrong with Lorem Ipsum?
  7. @JBramwellSlater What does this mean?
  8. I do find it amusing that the York Brass Rubbing centre has the B and the R letters missing from the sign.
  9. OH: I wish the 50ft woman was real. I could curl up and fall asleep on one of her nipples. #freud
  10. @AllieBrosh DOIT http://bit.ly/CW8BO
  11. Henry VIII has a very big face.
  12. This cigar cutting device would make a fine circumcision tool.
  13. I just text my housemate to see if he wants to do anything. And his phone vibrated, on the table next to me. Great.
  14. I want a bumbershoot.
  15. RT @jdfitzgerald: Awesome... http://www.last.fm/robots.txt
  16. I wish these fighter jets would stop flying in the sky around where I live. They are noisy and make me very nervous about impending war.
  17. @EamonLeonard LOL
  18. Oh, the irony of waking up to a bunch of instant messages from people asking "Why are you still awake?" Why were YOU awake! Hmm?
  19. I heard you like client-side templating, so I put a page in your page so you can template while you template. http://yfrog.com/1fp0fp
  20. Wow, the spider web outside that hangs from the wooden beams, that I watched get built, is now full of tiny flies. Go spider! NOM NOM NOM