nowtro
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@ does she have a cavity that needs filling? (sorry)
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to theladysoo
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My first Sunrise today in over 2 years. Enjoyed working with @ & @ again. I haven't missed getting up at 4am though!
about 24 hours ago
from web
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MAKE people in the pub think you're a doctor by carrying a leather bag and not laughing at the words 'anus' and 'scrotum' (via @)
9:31 AM Dec 9th
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I think I've found a gap in the market, though: Optician Porn.
6:59 AM Dec 9th
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... and all I could think was "DO NOT kiss her. It would be inappropriate, I'd be thrown out and I'd never get the results of the eye test."
6:54 AM Dec 9th
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She was so close that her pretty, soft face was touching mine; I could smell her skin and I could feel her breath...
6:50 AM Dec 9th
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Just had an eye test with an attractive optometriste. Please tell me I'm not the only one who finds these close encounters strangely erotic.
6:31 AM Dec 9th
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Think you've got problems? Read my friend Polly's story & you may just find that you start putting them in perspective:
11:09 AM Dec 6th
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This is amazing - Barnardo's have made a clever & moving TV ad which is a "cinematic palindrome". Watch and you'll see:
3:54 PM Dec 5th
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"Amanda Knox is appealing". I'll say. Very.
11:43 AM Dec 5th
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@ Big Decision got played but it was mainly stuff from Chemicrazy and Fireproof. V pleased finally got to see them live. Box ticked.
4:19 AM Dec 5th
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in reply to i_c_ross
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Steve Mack had almost a whole pint thrown at him. Instead of flouncing off like Morrissey would, he poured the remainder over his own head!
4:16 AM Dec 5th
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That Petrol Emotion were great last night - loud, tight, energetic. Small but appreciative audience. One of the most under-rated bands ever.
4:14 AM Dec 5th
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They're 10 minutes late now. But given that I've waited 19 years to see them, this is insignificant.
4:08 PM Dec 4th
from Twitterrific
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Koko is a lovely venue - old, regal, theatrical, like the Shepherd's Bush Empire in microcosm. With the biggest mirrorball I've ever seen.
4:05 PM Dec 4th
from Twitterrific
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At Koko in Camden, listening to a very noisy and tuneless DJ set; waiting for That Petrol Emotion to take the stage and feeling very old.
3:39 PM Dec 4th
from Twitterrific
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I think Tesco would have a good case if they took Sam to court. Not that it would be worth their while of course:
10:20 AM Dec 4th
from Twitterrific
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Bought a scratchcard today and won my money back. That pretty much sums up my life.
9:07 AM Dec 4th
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No matter how rubbish life can get, there's always Curb Your Enthusiasm. My heart could burst with love for that programme.
1:19 PM Dec 2nd
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I was affected by some of the bad dialogue and ridiculous concepts contained in the programme. Who do I call about those?
4:35 PM Dec 1st
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- Name Marcus
- Location London
- Web http://www.myspac...
- Bio TV director, TV historian, lover of music and comedy, incorrigible mimic and pun generator.
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