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  1. There should be a law against naming people "Tad." Maybe there is, come to think of it. I've never met one.
  2. I wish I was jumping off a bridge again today instead of just jumping to conclusions. Sarah is a bitch though. I can tell.
  3. #iamthankfulfor hashtags.
  4. Today I went bungy jumping. I did not say "weeeeee" and I regret it. #thanksgivingbungy
  5. I can't imagine she was flattered when I said "Damn girl yo ass is shakin' so hard the tilt went off! Thas a pinball reference!"
  6. Oh MTV, I thought there was nothing worse than 'strict parents' but then you came up with 'date my mom.' Everyone there, kill yourselves.
  7. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm... Or this person.
  8. If you're an actor, you're probably doing better than http://www.imdb.com/name/nm...
  9. There's another T.J. on set. They just said "T.J. is the worst actor playing Ranger Jones we have." I can't believe he's ALSO playing Jones.
  10. RT @seanoconnz: Cocaine isn't so bad if you call it Friendship Powder.
  11. Please tell me you all have seen this: http://www.youtube.com/geti... It's amazing. Fred Willard, I will be your Dad!
  12. This man is boo boo: www.myspace.com/jimmyjameslive He's awesome. And really funny.
  13. http://www.collegehumor.com... College humor put the bear video on their site. RT and it will get featured. NZ style!
  14. I got your back man, I know terrible comedians and people when I see them in a wife beater for no reason. Big Ups @bryancoffee
  15. In New Zealand, Follow Friday is Follow Saturday, and the toilet water flushes upwards..into your face. Also you hold toilets above you.
  16. RT @TheMaskedBandit: Hey Facebook, Fuck You. #thingsihavesaidthismorning
  17. Correction. I am called "Ranger Jones" from "Yogi Bear." Ahh, living ironically is the best way.
  18. In New Zealand, people are called "kiwis," kiwis are called "kiwis" though they used to be "Chinese gooseberries" and I am called:"Confused"
  19. Thanks @FilmDrunk ! I feel like your username indicates we have similar interests.
  20. I leave for New Zealand tonight. Because of this: http://www.youtube.com/watc... Talking Bear comedy is real talk.