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  1. It wouldn't be summer without that NY garbage smell. 5:57 AM Aug 27th from Tweetie
  2. Hopefully, upgraded to Quilt. 3:46 AM Jul 15th from Tweetie
  3. Where will Blanket be in ten years? 3:46 AM Jul 15th from Tweetie
  4. PSA: Ben & Jerry have a new flavor: Mission to Marzipan. IT'S AMAZING. 7:21 PM Jun 23rd from Tweetie
  5. Oh you kids these days. I can't tell which one is a hipster and which one's a hobo. You're all wearing beards, plaid, and riding a bike. 3:03 PM Jun 10th from Tweetie
  6. See, Apple FINALLY made the trackpad a tablet! TOLD YOU IT WAS A GOOD IDEA! 11:59 AM Jun 8th from web
  7. Even though it's almost over, May the 4th be with you! 1:07 PM May 4th from web
  8. Why can't I doodle on my trackpad with a pen thing? I like drawing giants penises on Jon Stewart. Apple- Doodleytrackpad! Stat! 8:37 PM Apr 28th from web
  9. I think I can safely speak for America when I say, we're not shallow, but please, Britain, do something with Susan Boyle's eyebrows. 3:28 PM Apr 17th from web
  10. I may have lost a chocolate bunny somewhere in this bed... Don't judge me. 10:03 AM Apr 12th from web
  11. It's so nice out. It almost makes me want to go for a walk. Almost. 9:36 AM Apr 10th from web
  12. Let's put our cards on the table: I dutch oven you -hilarious. You dutch oven me -I barf in the bed. 4:44 AM Mar 11th from web
  13. Amos probably didn't start out Famous, but with cookies this good, it was a self-fulfilling prophecy. 10:55 AM Feb 12th from web
  14. Am I eating a Caramello bar for lunch? Yes. Yes I am. 12:06 PM Feb 3rd from web
  15. What does Monica Lewinski say to her new boyfriend? "It's close, but it's no cigar." 8:28 AM Jan 20th from web
  16. I like my men like my peanut butter: chunky. 7:45 PM Jan 19th from web
  17. Are Eggrolls just Chinese Hotpockets? 2:22 PM Jan 16th from web
  18. I don't know why I even bother chewing corn anymore. 2:45 PM Jan 13th from web
  19. I'm not ashamed to admit this can of cheetos has been rolling around my desk drawer since 2006. And they're still good. 7:26 AM Jan 9th from web
  20. I love the happy laundry day accident of putting on what you think is unmatching, and then realizing you look more stylish than usual. 1:55 PM Dec 23rd, 2008 from web