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  1. If we ever have another child, it will have to be a girl. Two boys in this house and I live in a perpetual fart cloud at all times. about 3 hours ago from web
  2. @epalmer Searched house. Baby Polar Bear nowhere to be found. about 3 hours ago from web
  3. @jonniker you know, we only live 10 mins from Dulles... Stop by on your way back. 4:09 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck in reply to jonniker
  4. @Swistle_Thistle Oh! I keep forgetting about the Obama postcards! I will email you today. So sorry about that! 5:26 AM Nov 19th from web
  5. @epalmer No problem - Asher would love that. 4:38 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck in reply to epalmer
  6. New Parenting Holy Grail: Coordinated bedtimes. Baby down at 7:30, preschooler STILL WANDERING AROUND UPSTAIRS. This blows. 5:34 PM Nov 18th from web
  7. @DocMaureen That is the best plan ever! Burn the stuffing calories before you eat them! GENIUS! 5:33 PM Nov 18th from web
  8. My children are the people responsible for keeping food court janitorial staffs employed. 10:23 AM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  9. Bought the kids some kazoos for their stockings yesterday. I will undoubtably regret that about three minutes into Christmas morning. 5:59 AM Nov 18th from web
  10. Four nights of denying Lucy a middle-of-the-night bottle. We are paying for it with four nights of screaming from 5-6:15am. 4:50 AM Nov 18th from web
  11. Is it possible that the baby just sleeps better in fleece pajamas? 2:57 AM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  12. @jonniker Lucy won't take a bottle when she's sick, so we're three nights in to no 3am feedings. I don't expect it to stick, however. 6:09 PM Nov 17th from web
  13. @carlahinkle @jonniker Now the middle-of-the-night, 6-oz bottle fest? That is something I plan to put a stop to before she thinks of it. 6:05 PM Nov 17th from web
  14. @carlahinkle @jonniker I still rock Lucy to sleep for every nap and bedtime. Asher let me know when he was ready; she will too. 5:59 PM Nov 17th from web
  15. I cannot get behind calling Thanksgiving "Turkey Day." It hurts the Pilgrims' feelings. Show some respect. 4:30 PM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  16. @jonniker Doesn't that make you want to stick your tongue out at all the people who gave you the "creating bad habits" speech? 3:54 PM Nov 17th from TweetDeck in reply to jonniker
  17. Freshly Googled: Margaret Wise Brown smokes crack (Search turned up NOTHING despite accumulating evidence) 12:34 PM Nov 17th from web
  18. I remedy this by putting everything I could possibly dream of giving the kids into an Amazon cart and letting it idle. FEELS like shopping. 11:25 AM Nov 17th from web
  19. It's hard for me to Christmas shop early, because I can never quite stop. I just shop up until the big day. I need to start on December 22. 11:24 AM Nov 17th from web
  20. I would fold 18 loads of darks before one of whites. I hate matching up socks. HATE. 11:14 AM Nov 17th from web