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  1. I have map of the United States, it's actual size. It says one mile = one mile. 9:03 AM May 11th from web
  2. I used to be a narrator for bad mimes. 6:04 PM May 10th from web
  3. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? 5:40 PM Jul 8th, 2008 from web
  4. The universe is expanding. That should help ease the traffic. 10:08 AM Jun 18th, 2008 from web
  5. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 1:22 PM May 8th, 2008 from web
  6. I'm thinking about buying a plasma television in case I need a blood transfusion. 6:00 AM Apr 14th, 2008 from web
  7. I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. 5:07 PM Apr 13th, 2008 from web
  8. I bought a new camera. It's very advanced. You don't even need it. 9:42 AM Mar 25th, 2008 from web
  9. My nephew has HDHDTV -- High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it unbelievably clear. 9:32 AM Mar 11th, 2008 from web
  10. I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. 10:09 AM Feb 9th, 2008 from web
  11. Why are the pictures square if the lens is round? 10:44 AM Jan 14th, 2008 from web
  12. When I get real bored, I drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving. 9:39 AM Nov 28th, 2007 from web
  13. I have a map of the United States... actual size. It says, "Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile." I spent last summer folding it. 7:17 AM Nov 20th, 2007 from web
  14. Sometimes I... No, I don't. 8:17 PM Oct 28th, 2007 from web
  15. I think it's wrong only one company makes the game Monopoly. 1:48 PM Sep 11th, 2007 from web
  16. I bought a new iPod. It can either hold 5,000 songs or one telephone message from my mother. 1:10 PM Aug 30th, 2007 from web
  17. I'm a peripheral visionary. 10:29 PM Aug 13th, 2007 from web
  18. I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start. 11:54 AM Aug 9th, 2007 from web
  19. You know, the earth is bipolar. 2:22 PM Aug 8th, 2007 from web
  20. Is "tired old cliche" one? 9:53 PM Aug 7th, 2007 from web