notsodarling
And for our next trick - food! Before Jess starts gnawing on my arm.
| Nathan Fillion wins Comicon. For real. |
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| Having dirty thoughts about Nathan Fillion and Neil Patrick Harris. Must be Tuesday! |
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| I just ordered groceries, scheduled a dry cleaning pickup, and paid my library fines. All online. Who needs flying cars? |
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| I like that new Jonas Brothers song. OKAY? I admit it. Now kill me or whatever. |
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| I can has scrunchie? Also - meaning of life? |
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| I'm studying in the LIBRARY. Walking up with the line "Hey baby, whatcha up to?" FAIL. |
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| Yay Whitney!!!! |
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| I officially like driving the Escape. Damn you, Ford. |
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| John Tesh on Conan rapping Stronger (Kanye West)? WHAT YEAR IS THIS? |
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| Glen Hansard!!! |
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| PS Flipflops? 62 degrees? Me = made of FAIL. |
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| Brain no longer functioning on the higher levels. School bad, tree pretty. |
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| Liberating my interns. It's all Grey's Anatomy up in here today. |
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| I win at parallel parking! It's the small things. |
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| Last night, I dreamed that the dolphins took over the world. ...it was much scarier than it sounds. |
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| My cat just ate one of her own scabs. I believe it would go, "Eww." |
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| I feel much more bossy wearing boots. Perhaps all I needed was commanding footwear. |
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| Wondering if the cause for this jam on the 15 is ZOMBIE INFESTATION. |
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| Never attend a christening hungover. |
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