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  1. New blog post: Call 'em as you see 'em http://www.treehater.com/?p=59
  2. Debating between artificial or real tree for Christmas? Get both! Toss real 1 out on trash heap (where it belongs) to keep spy out of house.
  3. Just watched a gardner choke/shake a tree hard to give up its ugly dead leaves before assaulting its roots with a rake. I love this season!
  4. Al Gore reveals trees carry guns and will soon be attacking American Senators and Representatives, "seeking revenge!" #SNL
  5. Loggers are mankind's frontline defense force. Get an axe, and get to fighting the good fight.
  6. @angrytownhall We're brothers from different mothers. If trees can't pay, then let them burn. Also, distribute axes! http://bit.ly/hwrVD
  7. Hey @facebook any way to get an Anti-Fan btn to counter tree-huggers? http://bit.ly/15Sl3X Every Page/Person should have an Enemies List.
  8. No bailout for tree-loving insurance fatcats!! Stop this ugly future! RT @basictheory: @notrees How cool would this be? http://bit.ly/22b5Hh
  9. Just learned a new term tonight: hature. An un-ending, all-consuming hatred of nature.
  10. Don't be a sap. Fight back! #treehater #mantras
  11. Quick. Name 2 species that tosses its young from great heights to split open on the ground + fend for self with no teeth/fingers. #treehater
  12. Next tree you see, peel off some bark real slow-like. Remind 'em who's in charge.
  13. Don't let their fetish photos lure you. They are still evil. RT @tremendousnews 7 Examples of Tree Porn: http://bt.io/8yQ Tree Porn, people.
  14. Arbor Day celebrates the worst in human nature: our capitulation to our enemies' evil. #treehater
  15. @marrrccc You are right… trees filled my mind with anti-knowledge as a kid. Thankfully, the AAA helped get my mind right. Keep up the fight!
  16. March towards a lightning-fast, paper-free office of tomorrow. Upgrade to Mac OS X Snow Leopard today for $29.99 http://bit.ly/5mrYz
  17. @marrrccc Keep the name-calling for trees, friend. THEY're the enemy. Learn how we can/will survive fine without them: http://bit.ly/hwrVD
  18. RT @marrrccc Just cut down a 45ft tree and chopped it up and burned it. -- Yes! Hope it was near other trees so they choked on its ashes.
  19. Cattle ranching is the biggest driver of deforestation in the Brazilian Amazon http://shar.es/B8G3 (via @BrazilTour) Go cattle ranchers go!
  20. Anyone got a good recommendation for an herbicide that doesn't hurt herbs but can ruin a tree fast? Got a couple unwelcome "neighbors" here.