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  1. @Eltucker Trader Joe's in Union Square is constantly packed. I blame the recession. I like to call it the "Poverty Wine Merchant."
  2. RT @Swerdloff "Between 40 and 45 percent of the world's wealth has been destroyed in little less than a year and a half" http://tr.im/hjGq
  3. Bertie has become a fan of Europe. (The continent, not the Swedish rock band that sang abominations such as "The Final Countdown" and "Ca..
  4. Bertie doesn't get the whole hipster fascination with bacon for the last one (or two?) years.
  5. Bertie hates identity theft, especially when it's her identity that has been stolen. Please rot in jail, fucktards.
  6. Bertie is ecstatic that she has retained the ability to speak in complete sentences to complete strangers.
  7. The NY Lawyer newsletter is starting to resemble the old FuckedCompany.com.
  8. Being happy on Obama Day.
  9. Recovering from a spontaneous road trip to Philly.
  10. on my way to provincetown. bye bye!
  11. bus driver got lost in nj - we were stalled in an intersection and the cops rolled up. now the fucking bus driver is lost again!
  12. throwing back microbrews in Brooklyn.
  13. Running around like a headless chicken.
  14. regressing to age 4.
  15. is going to trial Wednesday only 3 months after the complaint was filed. If I survive the next two weeks, I am challenging David Blaine to a
  16. realizing that i am a couple of nanometers away from a nervous breakdown but strangely welcoming its arrival.
  17. Happy Pride!
  18. Just witnessed a fight at Port Authority. Cops were called. Awesome.
  19. Well shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits... R.I.P. George Carlin.
  20. Wouldn't it be nice to strike oil in your back yard and sell it for $132 a barrel?