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  1. I wonder if ash bats are to blame http://tinyurl.com/yc7glz9 RT @chrisilluminati I never remember so many shattered bats in a 7 game series
  2. @tree22 do you know the winningest pitcher in the last decade? <----- andy pettite
  3. @tree22 do you know the winningest pitcher in the last decade?
  4. lets not forget @mikeandreasen that chaz manuel will need someone to massage his heart during the 7th innning stretch...
  5. can i get an over/under @tree22 on couches/tires that will burn WHEN the phils win this series?
  6. hey @tree22 just go ahead name Chase Utley... Mr. November....
  7. Either of you driving to Pig Dinner @jrjohnson77 or @brianmarasco ? I call shotgun...
  8. 40,000 hits of E in 9 years? i wonder how many glow sticks he went thru? http://tinyurl.com/3deahu
  9. RT @pbpartygirl 'They've now come out w a vegetarian hot pocket. This is for people who don't want meat but still would like diarrea.'
  10. come on @macg_og ur a drunk alkies go to meetings...
  11. Mariano Rivera using the spitball? You be the judge.... http://tinyurl.com/yh8bqk5
  12. Happy Boss's Day... http://bit.ly/Wwc1y
  13. English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England...
  14. Contrary to its name, Panda Express does not serve panda.
  15. Pour some 'tussin on me!!
  16. Volunteering is for suckers. Did you know that volunteers don't even get paid for the stuff they do?
  17. This guy sure knows how to party... http://tinyurl.com/yexkudz
  18. Evander Holyfield is going to punch global warming in the face http://tinyurl.com/y9y2jfh
  19. How many pounds are in a gallon?
  20. RT @VeryFakeAlDavis Michael Bush's success is a revelation. From now on, we're snapping the tibias of all incoming rookies