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  1. @notDickVitale I've already been offered a job covering the NBA Draft. They said I know the lottery like the back of my hand. And I do. 37 minutes ago from web in reply to notDickVitale
  2. Charlie Weis still had six years left on his deal!? Does anyone have the number for his agent? about 17 hours ago from web
  3. Artest punched the Pistons fan that threw a beer at him while yelling "Hey, it's not halftime yet!" Now it makes sense. about 19 hours ago from web
  4. Artest used to drink Hennessy at halftime, but only because Stephen Jackson convinced him it was Gatorade. about 19 hours ago from web
  5. So you're telling me there was a lesbian on Family Ties...but it WASN'T Tina Yothers? I feel like I'm being lied to. about 22 hours ago from web
  6. Looks like the Sixers are trying to get a bargain deal on Iverson. Don't they realize Black Friday already passed? 5:38 AM Dec 2nd from web
  7. Notre Dame should shave Brady Quinn's head and bring him back as Brad Quinn. Defenses might miss him, but Browns won't. 5:37 AM Dec 2nd from web
  8. Don't worry, FSU fans, you're in good hands now. Has there ever been an unsuccessful Jimbo? I think not. 5:49 AM Dec 1st from web
  9. If I just say "Dadgum" after every loss, will I be allowed to keep coaching here until I'm 80 like Bobby Bowden? 5:48 AM Dec 1st from web
  10. Mr. Sterling spent Friday trying to convince his "massage girls" to give him Black Friday discounts. 12:40 PM Nov 30th from web
  11. When the Panthers draft Tim Tebow, will they just get rid of wide receivers and run dive plays on every down? 12:37 PM Nov 30th from web
  12. Even with Thanksgiving, nobody thanked me for our epic comeback against the Grizzlies juggernaut? http://bit.ly/6nsazb 10:29 AM Nov 30th from web
  13. @notLesMiles Did you watch Auburn blow the end of that Alabama game and think "I could've done that better"? 10:15 AM Nov 30th from web
  14. @sportsguy33 Oh, did the Worldwide Leader end your Twitter suspension? Congrats on that. 10:10 AM Nov 30th from web in reply to sportsguy33
  15. The Nets must really want this Wall kid. I've never seen a team start tanking in September. 6:39 AM Nov 30th from web
  16. Congrats to @notjaycutler, who managed to keep the INT lead over strong efforts by Delhomme and Stafford. 6:38 AM Nov 30th from web
  17. @michaelbdumas I'm a little nervous that they started tanking so early for the #1 pick. But with the lottery, we can still beat them to it. 6:25 AM Nov 30th from web in reply to michaelbdumas
  18. Auburn ran the 2-minute drill with all the determination and enthusiasm of Eddy Curry hitting the treadmill. 6:24 AM Nov 30th from web
  19. I like the rule the SEC installed this year where each week a different coach has to be horrible at clock management. 6:23 AM Nov 30th from web
  20. I'm really disappointed in the Nets for firing Lawrence Frank. Now we'll never know how long this streak could've gone. 6:22 AM Nov 30th from web
  • Name Mike Faux Dunleavy
  • Location In the lottery, like always
  • Bio Absolutely not Mike Dunleavy- the very definition of parody, which doesn't violate the Twitter ToS
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