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  1. @stevegreer CHECK OWT ME RIVAHS AN STREEEMZ! 10:50 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie in reply to stevegreer
  2. Are you after a new name, @splashypants? I've got some sweet ones on sale right now - how does "Saucy McTyres" strike you? £150 it's yours. 8:23 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  3. @splashypants "Moonpig" cost £200? Really? That much? 8:18 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie in reply to splashypants
  4. Cinema: chuckling helplessly to myself to the "Here Come The Girls" Boots advert and happy memories of the @dreadfuls Fringe. Good times. 4:55 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  5. @splashypants You should've held out for three - then they'd have to show some respect by not booking you on the Pain Express quite so much. 3:57 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie in reply to splashypants
  6. @stevegreer I have the vague feeling last week's #Paradox was verging on bearable, but now can't remember the slightest thing about it. 1:01 PM Dec 15th from Tweetie in reply to stevegreer
  7. Festive tradition #2: getting a faceful of fir while bringing the tree inside. 7:30 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  8. Five. #mincepiecount Eighteen. #mincepiesihavecreated 7:52 AM Dec 13th from Tweetie
  9. Four. #mincepiecount 9:39 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  10. Pantone's Color [sic] Of The Year for 2009 was: Mimosa. Who knew? Just makes me think of @stuckeymurray. 2:38 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie
  11. Warm up your Infinite Improbability Drives - more #Paradox bobbins heading our way tonight. 10:53 AM Dec 8th from Tweetie
  12. @stuckeymurray Dry cleaning washes garments in an organic solvent instead of water (dry = no water, but it's still liquid). Simple as that. 8:03 AM Dec 8th from Tweetie in reply to stuckeymurray
  13. @turlygod With Dr Neil Hobbs by his side, @ChairmanDog will have Iok Sotot and his tentacled chums quaking in their hellboots. 1:04 PM Dec 7th from Tweetie in reply to turlygod
  14. Currently in a sewing machine repair workshop. Yup. 10:41 AM Dec 7th from Tweetie
  15. @turlygod @stevegreer How do you know which way up to hold an EscherSketch to clear it by shaking? 4:23 AM Dec 7th from Tweetie in reply to turlygod
  16. I love it when Top Gear uses bits from my @dreadfuls soundtracks. 12:33 PM Dec 6th from Tweetie
  17. There's one more star in the sky tonight. *single tear* #thethickofit 3:04 PM Dec 5th from Tweetie
  18. Our very own @dreadfuls Springsteen'ing it up at this evening's #karaokecircus. http://twitpic.com/s1mac 6:23 PM Dec 3rd from Tweetie
  19. @Tonygardner & @bennylicious, @mrchrisaddison & Jessica Hynes - all at #karaokecircus http://twitpic.com/s1lui http://twitpic.com/s1lu4 6:20 PM Dec 3rd from Tweetie
  20. It's shaping up to be a stormin', fully orchestral #karaokecircus! http://twitpic.com/rzvhl 11:15 AM Dec 3rd from Tweetie