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  1. how cold is it? so cold i'm wearing PANTS 11:26 PM Dec 9th from web
  2. andy rooney is everything that is punk rock 9:19 PM Dec 6th from web
  3. i got published in an alternative canadian literature fiction anthology, go figure: http://killcanlit.ca/ 8:31 PM Nov 24th from web
  4. spending time quality time with family is akin to making out with a cheese grater. 6:59 AM Nov 24th from web
  5. today i learned it is now uncool to say "hella." FINALLY. 11:42 PM Nov 19th from web
  6. i just learned the meaning behind the richard gere gerbil joke. now i don't feel flattered a homeless man once told me i looked like him. 10:18 PM Nov 18th from web
  7. "i don't want to be in a relationship. i want to be in a pirate ship!" comedian Nick Griffin 10:07 PM Nov 16th from web
  8. happy thanksgiving: http://lh5.ggpht.com/_CxzdQoBVGaY/SwDv0VcTWUI/AAAAAAAABqo/0gxUF9BCL9M/turkeychase9.jpg 6:04 PM Nov 16th from web
  9. to all my fellow November babies: Valentines Day was nine months ago. Do the math. 12:33 PM Nov 12th from web
  10. i used to be so punk i painted it on my shirt just to remind everyone. that showed 'em. 11:55 PM Nov 11th from web
  11. The NinjaPancakes.com Reader: http://www.ninjapancakes.com/reader.html via @addthis 7:48 PM Nov 10th from web
  12. heard a crow sweet-talkin another crow. went CL-CL-CLARGLE instead of CAW-CAW. or maybe it just has emphysema. it was smoking a cigarette... 4:36 PM Nov 10th from web
  13. #FakeCelebrityNews new oxiclean spokeswoman cleans carpet stains from billy mays' apartment in new commercials. poor taste. 8:15 PM Nov 7th from web
  14. Ladies: if he has gauge earrings that you can fit a Pringles chip through, that's a @dylantlove breaker 2:09 PM Nov 7th from web
  15. you know your co-worker is trying to hit on you when she goes out of her way to casually show off her tongue piercing. 2:00 PM Nov 7th from web
  16. what does it take to become a zombie? DEAD-ication. ha. 11:02 AM Nov 1st from web
  17. in honor of the balloon boy i made a new cartoon: www.NinjaPancakes.com 2:09 PM Oct 24th from web
  18. A CRAP LOAD of new things at www.NinjaPancakes.com! A new CARTOON, and TWO MOVIES from www.theBHPS.com 4:44 PM Oct 17th from web
  19. @R_Day Jaxx at rolling rd and old keene mill? my old punk band from high school used to play shows there. weird. 10:48 PM Sep 9th from web in reply to R_Day
  20. i miss bob saget 3:22 PM Aug 4th from web
  • Name Joel Schneier
  • Location Portland, OR
  • Web http://www.notjoe...
  • Bio One time I crawled under the house and when I came out I was covered with ants. Then I ran into a church and drank all the holy water.
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