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@jwordfish Most importantly green walls everywhere and a dude in a sweater who looks like Dashboard Confessional guy. Cobblestone streets.about 4 hours agofrom web
PS - my mom told me i look like Zooey Deschanel. Then she said I should watch 500 Days of Summer because she liked it. OKAY MOM.about 5 hours agofrom web
Mom was weirded out because every band I mentioned was next to play on the radio. Don't worry Mom! I'm just made out of magic! You made me!about 6 hours agofrom Twitterrific
@jwordfish Best part is he cites "Kanye did it first" referring to a video in which Kanye expressly DID NOT DO IT FIRST, and you were there.8:05 AM Dec 24thfrom webin reply to jwordfish
I just wanted to make sure I had this on the public record somewhere so everyone can humanize me later when I am uber-famous and God-like.12:14 PM Dec 23rdfrom web
Worse than farting, my bowels are making loud noises that I can't hold in, because they are happening inside of me.12:13 PM Dec 23rdfrom web
