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  1. Karaoke is a gift from the gods, but sadly I cannot listen to anyone sing the song "Come on Eileen" without thinking of lore's "bukakaraoke"
  2. David Bowie, you are many things. You are a musician, singer, actor, but you are not an alligator.
  3. The universe will inevitably descend into a state of complete homogeny because of the second law of watercress. Therefore, great diet!
  4. The concept of zombies totally existed before the occident came across the idea of voodoo. I say renevants totally count, my buddy cries BS
  5. "The Empire Strikes Back" also known as "Two Hours of Hyperdrive Failure". Also Han & Lando get all Emo. "It's not my fault!". Silly whiners
  6. Having Twitter existentialist crisis. Signed up for acct. to read people funnier than I, but end up typing things that aren't funny. TTONTT?
  7. Was anyone fooled by Yoda's loopy country bumpkin act in the beginning of "Empire"? I can't particularly remember, I was four at the time.
  8. Can someone who's more well versed in Star Wars lore than I tell me what's so blasted fun about power converters? Woo! Cattleprods! Welders!
  9. C3PO is afraid of "The Spice Mines of Kessel" maybe "Kessel" means "Arrakis"? Total crossover cannon. The spice is life! Muaaaaaaaad'dib!
  10. Star Wars is on On Demand. I will now probably waste the entire day watching robots and laser swords. Hey, it's what Mr. G Lucas called them
  11. Acceptable.TV. It's Channel 101 actually on TV! Why oh why did they have to cancel Yacht Rock. Michael McDonald, Loggins, I miss you guys.
  12. Why do they keep giving Will Farrel movies? The only solution is that people keep smoking the reefer. We already make money off them. Legal?
  13. Looking at live versions of "Jane Says" on youtube, trying to figure out how my band should play it properly. Failing.
  14. Keepon the robot is the cutest thing ever.
  15. Defective yeti has a long list of terrible jokes. I am in love.
  16. Just discovered that my post about watching Rome didn't come through. Thus, my post about Mark Antony didn't make sense. Until now.
  17. Twitter is an evil dick cheney trick! run, run while you can!
  18. what the hell? Antony totally killed himelf first!
  19. Chicago beer, Nashvile bar. Red door awesome.
  20. Italian subs are da bomb. I feel sorry for jews.