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  1. Just sold my story, The Evil You Know, to Alien Skin Magazine! Really proud of this one! 6:06 AM Nov 18th from web
  2. Just tweeted 2 grant a childs wish, #leapfish donates to #makeawish foundation for each tweet RT pls http://bit.ly/3KgyQX 5:39 AM Nov 17th from web
  3. McDonalds put some extra love into my egg mcmuffin this morning - thanks guys! I needed it! 7:13 AM Nov 2nd from web
  4. Sold another story! Whoo, hoo! 11:42 AM Oct 30th from web
  5. @aprilhas great, easy costume: blue dress + devil horns = Devil w/a Blue Dress. Next have to go where ppl are old enough to know the song! 4:53 AM Oct 30th from web in reply to aprilhas
  6. THIS is the fall weather I've been looking for! 9:16 AM Oct 28th from web
  7. @aprilhas Welcome to the wonderful world of Twitter April! 8:39 AM Oct 22nd from web in reply to aprilhas
  8. The technology excites me, all the monitors and wireless devices and endless streaming internet, but I still long for a power failure. 6:21 AM Oct 22nd from web
  9. Paper cuts are office battle scars. I wonder how much of my blood has been shed in the name of documentation. 7:45 AM Oct 16th from web
  10. When the copy machine is jammed, it's like the breakdown of civilization. We might as well start throwing poo at one another. 1:43 PM Oct 13th from web
  11. The fax from my desk program is broken. I'm forced to use the dusty, hulking fax machine like a barbarian. Might as well send smoke signals. 11:22 AM Oct 12th from web
  12. Just saw Zombieland. Very happy! 6:09 PM Oct 4th from web
  13. *insert something clever under 140 characters here* 1:58 PM Oct 2nd from web
  14. love is a many-tentacled thing 10:22 AM Sep 30th from web
  15. I love the smell of old books. 3:17 PM Sep 18th from web
  16. i'm just a prom night dumpster baby . . . 4:28 PM Sep 16th from web
  17. looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue 8:26 AM Sep 10th from web
  18. I think I just sold my first story! 6:25 AM Sep 8th from web
  19. Saw Elvis and a clown at Waffle House. If i see Bigfoot later i'm calling the Discovery Channel 10:13 AM Sep 7th from txt
  20. @rainnwilson Loved Let the Right One In! The swimming pool scene was awesome. 10:09 AM Sep 5th from web in reply to rainnwilson
  • Name Amy Severson
  • Location Athens, GA
  • Web http://www.fixito...
  • Bio I would like to stand out in a crowd, but not by falling on my face.
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