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  1. McDonalds put some extra love into my egg mcmuffin this morning - thanks guys! I needed it!
  2. Sold another story! Whoo, hoo!
  3. @aprilhas great, easy costume: blue dress + devil horns = Devil w/a Blue Dress. Next have to go where ppl are old enough to know the song!
  4. THIS is the fall weather I've been looking for!
  5. @aprilhas Welcome to the wonderful world of Twitter April!
  6. The technology excites me, all the monitors and wireless devices and endless streaming internet, but I still long for a power failure.
  7. Paper cuts are office battle scars. I wonder how much of my blood has been shed in the name of documentation.
  8. When the copy machine is jammed, it's like the breakdown of civilization. We might as well start throwing poo at one another.
  9. The fax from my desk program is broken. I'm forced to use the dusty, hulking fax machine like a barbarian. Might as well send smoke signals.
  10. Just saw Zombieland. Very happy!
  11. *insert something clever under 140 characters here*
  12. love is a many-tentacled thing
  13. I love the smell of old books.
  14. i'm just a prom night dumpster baby . . .
  15. looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
  16. I think I just sold my first story!
  17. Saw Elvis and a clown at Waffle House. If i see Bigfoot later i'm calling the Discovery Channel
  18. @rainnwilson Loved Let the Right One In! The swimming pool scene was awesome.
  19. @tomseverson I don't have the money or patience for another husband!
  20. coffee is good. would be better if I were drinking it on the balcony of a fabulous hotel in the french quarter with my husband. *sigh*