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I knew a Lithuanian burping chicken once that could outdo Homer Simpson in the belching stakes on the decibel scale. But a farting pigeon?! 6:57 AM May 6th from web
Can pigeons actually fart? I've not really pondered this before, until now... Can anyone actually let me know? Is it actually possible? 6:54 AM May 6th from web
Good Morning Twitsters! It's a lovely day today and I'm pretty sure I just heard a pigeon fart on my window ledge. 6:52 AM May 6th from web
I used to be famous but I gave that up to tour with Brad Sherwood. 12:26 PM May 5th from web
I'm currently wrestling on my living room floor with a skunk. The winner gets a date with Oprah. I'm thinking of throwing this fight.. 11:49 AM May 5th from web