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  1. @johnnysidewalk lead is the new red
  2. washing machine is preparing for takeoff; wonder if it's going somewhere nice?
  3. my stomach is jealous of Vietnam-bound friends
  4. another day cleaning up @johnnysidewalk code droppings
  5. @johnnysidewalk remember what happened the last time you were blown up by a weird bomb
  6. phu quoc fish sauce
  7. RT @georgelambshow clams are the chicken nuggets of the sea
  8. got two steaks in return for torrenting and burning to dvd the entire series of "china beach" for my butcher
  9. on the braes of glenlivit, hearing the lore of ilicit distilling
  10. can't make it
  11. sun so hot it's melting my face (my pasty scottish winter face)
  12. @GeorgeLambShow hurry up with the macabees already, don't you know i'm a very busy man?
  13. First of a lifetime of dad and daughter dates at Burger King.
  14. I suspect that 'defrost' is interpreted by my microwave as 'turn in circles, no need to make waves'
  15. Coming over all socialist at New Lanark
  16. paying the bills and watching the rugby
  17. britain is broken
  18. Spending quality time with scottish hipsters at the death cab / frightened rabbit show.
  19. is bringing the database to it's knees. obey.
  20. astrid is a california kitty. scotland is way too cold for her.