NotShaqONeal
- Interviewing with ESPN = Entertaining Shaq Parody Network12:18 PM Jul 9th from web
- People say I have a Cavalier attitude4:23 PM Jun 26th from web
- Coach Popavich looks like the Fail Whale2:55 PM Apr 28th from Tweetie
- TNT's showin my Tweets on the big screen, who needs Charles?7:39 PM Mar 26th from Tweetie
- Nobody really knows what type of cactus I am. But I will prick you if you touch me the wrong way.9:30 PM Mar 14th from web
- Quien es tu Papa? El Shaquaro.3:50 PM Mar 9th from web
- Stan Van Gundy reminds me of a broke navigational system. He knows everything about everything but ain't never been nowhere.8:43 PM Mar 4th from web
- Seven Seconds or Shaq™3:28 PM Mar 2nd from web
- Toronto and LA can call me The Big Supernova.2:39 PM Mar 2nd from web
- The Paint. If I get that thing down there in that area, that’s 67% lifetime. If you don’t believe me, Google it. I’m on the Internet.6:45 PM Feb 26th from web
- Win or lose, I am programmed to do more. That’s because I am the other son of Jor-El - Superman.6:42 PM Feb 26th from web
- I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.6:20 PM Feb 26th from web
- Drink Vitamin Water, brush your teeth and count little Dragics dunking on the Clippers. Good Night twittaz9:59 PM Feb 18th from web
- It's Vanilla Sky Amundson time. Dropped 140 last night, oops Suns did it again.9:56 PM Feb 18th from web
- I'm the Big Scotty Skiles8:44 PM Feb 18th from web
- Alvin’s the coach. We must be the Clippers.2:18 PM Feb 17th from web
- Trade talk. I'm the Big I.P.O. Put your money on me. Because when I go public, we all gonna make money.8:54 AM Feb 6th from web
- Trade talk. I've got my Team Rocket's Meowth Pokemon Card handy. Call me the Great Shaqachu.10:25 PM Feb 5th from web
- I am The Big Calculator, keep pushing my buttons and I'll put up big numbers.8:44 AM Jan 28th from web
- Playin TE for the Cardinals next weekend4:13 PM Jan 24th from web
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