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  1. @naomicatgirl At my kids' school, you pay for your package at the sitting -- before they're even taken! Odd how I've never purchased any...
  2. Purell! Worked like a charm. Not only is her face sweetly peaches and cream once more, it's entirely sanitized, too!
  3. @MsHuisHerself Oddly enough, we don't have any in the house. Wikipedia says you can use hand sanitzer, vinegar, or toothpaste. Got those!
  4. Soooo...what removes dry-erase marker from skin, w/o removing the skin? I have cute little tattooed lady... Not her arms, people. Her face.
  5. WHY do children who are DESPERATELY attached to their soother throw the damned thing out of the crib during naps? Yeah kid, that'll show ME.
  6. @blyger A mystery to me, particularly since I know many (including myself) who feel that way. If so many people want to connect, then...?
  7. Gronk on his way to emergency, suspected of having eaten THREE batteries. (At home, not here!) If there's a kid who'd do that, he's it.
  8. Sleep eradicates pillitude. Works (almost) every time. :)
  9. Nissa is being a pill this morning. Foresee a nap in her near future.
  10. @MsHuisHerself So do my kids. This is geeky? Why?
  11. Found wee glass jars, just like old-fashioned candy jars, hold ~1/3 cup. FOR A BUCK APIECE! Bought 16 for craft. LOOOVE me the dollar store.
  12. Picked the crafts the tots will do to make their parents' Christmas gifts. VERY cute. Now I get to go craft-shopping!!! Colour me happy. :)
  13. @naomicatgirl Interesting. Now why would that be? I'd have thought many parasites were meat-borne.
  14. These are THE MOST ANNOYING CHILDREN ON EARTH! Wait...checking calendar... Correction:They're adorable,& in 2 more days, I'll think so too.
  15. Toddler song misapprehension # 12846372: "I'm a little smelly skunk, sleeping under someone's dump."
  16. Just pulled half-a-dozen wooden train track segments and a small purple hippo from kitchen garbage. Nissa has figured out the pedal. Damn.
  17. @JoyfulAbode Tasty but... dense. :D
  18. Rice pilaf, apple crumble done; steaks marinating; next, spinach salad! 20-somethings took older 3 to park, leaving me only 2! Can you tell?
  19. "You going to school?" (Noah to 16-yo daughter) "Why?" Heavy sigh. "Oh, I dunno. Because I want an education." She does not sound convicted.
  20. @vesper_sparrow Oh, dear. Sounds potentially gruesome. Let's hear it for IV cocktails!