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  1. Is this what it has really come down to? http://bit.ly/MrCGJ Come over, kids. I'll show you what real music is... then I'll smack you. 4:19 PM Aug 18th from web
  2. #blink182day is for pussies. Van Halen day is everyday! 2:55 PM May 24th from Tweetie
  3. @Eddie_Van_Halen can't shred as hard as the glory days huh? 9:40 AM May 2nd from Tweetie
  4. @Eddie_Van_Halen snitch! 9:40 AM May 2nd from Tweetie
  5. As if you didn't know, this is only eddie's altered persona so Twitter forced me to change it up 9:33 AM May 2nd from web
  6. It's all kinds of warm today. Time for the yellow short spandex tights tonight! 2:09 PM Apr 24th from Tweetie
  7. My audiophile hero. http://bit.ly/Xxy0v (via @WilliamKunz) 12:07 PM Apr 15th from Tweetie
  8. Happy Easter. Jesus and I are runnin' with the devil. 8:09 PM Apr 11th from Tweetie
  9. I can't find a singer that can realy "jump" anymore. What gives? 2:25 PM Apr 9th from Tweetie
  10. I heard Sammy Hagar in the car next to me. I pulled him out of his car and proceded to beat the hell out of him. I ate the Hagar tape. 8:46 AM Feb 23rd from Tweetie
  11. I drive 55. Shut up Sammy. 10:08 AM Feb 17th from Tweetie
  12. I sleep with my hands encased in vasoline to peserve the softness. 10:08 AM Feb 17th from Tweetie
  13. Happy Presidents Day everyone. Clinton, grab your sax and let's melt the faces off some communists. 6:16 AM Feb 16th from Tweetie
  14. I beat up Fall Out Boy's guitarist, Joe Trohman, on Valentine's Day. All for the ladies. 6:11 PM Feb 15th from Tweetie
  15. Guitar picks are overrated. I use my penis. 4:19 PM Feb 13th from Tweetie
  16. I tried the piano once but there was no whammy bar. 12:09 PM Feb 11th from Tweetie
  17. I was using the calculator on my phone to figure out the tip at TGI Friday and my fingers melted my phone. Good mozzarella sticks thought. 2:41 PM Feb 10th from Tweetie
  18. My fingers are going to be admitted as a separate enity into the rock n' roll hall of fame. Along with my nasal cavity. 4:21 PM Feb 9th from Tweetie
  19. @WilliamKunz Jesus made me, brodie. Who else could give the gift of face melting? 4:14 PM Feb 9th from Tweetie in reply to WilliamKunz
  20. I just made nachos. These fingers shredded that cheese so damn hard Kraft hired me. 3:42 PM Feb 9th from web