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  1. it seems odd that google maps would recommend driving two blocks past my house and making a u-turn rather than just turning left and in. 3:07 PM Jul 27th from web
  2. If Superman or Batman had a lisp, I think they'd probably have a much harder time keeping their identities secret. 9:13 PM Jul 10th from web
  3. Just read that pigeon poop is an excellent natural exfoliate. Save some money folks and find a statue to stand under! 9:43 AM Jul 9th from web
  4. I haven't pooped fire in I don't know how long...I hope I'm not due. 8:13 PM Jul 8th from web
  5. Studies show that having hot nipples are a leading cause of butt cancer. 4:53 PM Jul 2nd from web
  6. The strange woman in front of me in line is an amazing pianist according to the strange woman behind me in line. 7:47 PM Jun 24th from web
  7. forget everything you thought you knew about the excretory system. 8:59 PM Jun 23rd from web
  8. Just discovered new research proving iceberg lettuce to be carcinogenic if combined with mustard. Questions remain about romaine... 10:55 PM Jun 21st from web
  9. I'm in the process of sharting...it's a long shart. 10:47 PM Jun 18th from web
  10. Had an interview at corporate college: $720/3 mo. I'll take my chances in the couch cushions. 7:32 PM Jun 1st from web