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  1. Was always thrilled to be asked to lipsynch for #MJ, will miss him.
  2. Finished teaching kite boarding class. Heading out to the bungee platform now.
  3. Finished contract consulting work at Apple re: iPhone 4.0. The salary they offered me to stay permanently was tempting but not what I need.
  4. Phew! Finally out of Mars decontamination. That was one nasty virus...
  5. Phew! Finally back from Mars.
  6. Charlize called again. It's sad, really, that she just can't accept that she's not my type. I should fix her up with someone from Heroes.
  7. Tired of this physical body. Downloaded my consciousness to the net. (That should also help my "correct all of Wikipedia" schedule)
  8. Working on tweaking the formula for my new Zero Calorie Chocolate. Fielded calls from Ghirardelli, Cadbury and Martha Stewart this morning.
  9. My new strain of catnip doing TOO well. Neighborhood felines broke into greenhouse, wreaked havoc. Schroëdinger suffered nervous breakdown.
  10. The England cricket team now begging me to play for them. Still not sure I can help them *and* be Canadian captain in the Rugby World Cup.
  11. Finshed quantum holographic memory USB key prototype. Only 52 petabytes though. Was hoping for closer to 2 exabytes. Maybe next week.
  12. Antigravity solved - comet deflected - humanity saved - and that clogged eavestrough is cleaned out now too!
  13. Ack, just heard from my lawyer that my 4 wives have learned about each other. Time to open that off shore account and split for parts west.
  14. I'm advising Al Gore about living green. I myself live off the grid 100% and grow my own food.
  15. Found myself thinking - I wonder what happened to some of the other people at my school. I must search for them on the internet.
  16. Just got first preliminary royalty check back from when I ghost-wrote Harry Potter 7 - that sure was a day well spent!
  17. Just got back from conferring with the US Congress about changing the electoral college system, glad they went with my suggestions this time
  18. Glad Laura took my suggestion and went white tie for Liz; wish I'd had time to pop in on the do myself and keep an eye on George for her.
  19. Back from California from filming my guest spot in an upcoming Heroes episode (Episode # 11, second season). Good to see Masi again.
  20. Transposing Mozart's Piano Concerto No. 24 in C Minor (K. 491) into F# minor.