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Off now to Buenos Aires airport and Tweeting out. Looking forward to seeing all @thisiscow on Friday. about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck
Last post after the last night in BA. Apologies for any lapse into oversentimentality. I blame Doncaster Rovers http://bit.ly/5D5LdZ about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
@tallulahbell Just out of interest, when is your next review? about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
@nickdear FFS! THERE IS NO GOSSIP! about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to nickdear
@louisedoherty Antics? There were antics? I deny ALL accusations until Ifurther notice. I'll give my side in VE on Friday. about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to louisedoherty
It's 7.45pm. I've just opened first can on Quilmes in my hotel room. Not entirely sure what my next move is going to be. Last night in BA.. about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
@louisedoherty Wasted on or in BA? Thought of that old Bran Van 3000 song last night 'What the hell am I doing drinking in BA?' about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to louisedoherty
@louisedoherty re. thought for the evening. Put a marketing manager in a room and they'd struggle. End of. about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to louisedoherty
@dirkthecow Just finished a biography on O'Toole. One of my idols though not sure that is a good thing. about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to dirkthecow
Highlight of the day: getting a huge grin from a BA street kid for handing back the tissues she was trying to sell and giving her 100 pesos about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck
@dirkthecow if there was a transfer market for politicians, Hazel Blears would end up as QPR's star signing about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to dirkthecow
Back to recovery and bitten in Buenos Aires http://bit.ly/4KS0wv 8:05 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
Great. Mosquito bites all over face. I might as well introduce myself to the Buenos Aires nightscene as a relative of John Merrick. 4:24 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
Photoshoot taking place in the hotel lobby featuring some glitzy model. Brakes were firmly slammed, BM ordered and ringside seat taken 12:37 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
In the art deco Biblioteque bar. The universal potion for Faustian recovery from all known illness and malady: the Bloody Mary works again 9:50 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
@nickdear I too am now a salad muncher. Sign me up. Meat is murder! I should know, it has nearly bloody killed me 8:24 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to nickdear
Second blog installment from Buenos Aires. All is not well http://normanmonkey.wordpre... 8:20 AM Nov 23rd from web
@louisedoherty back thursday morning, in office Friday. May not live. The irony of coming back to work for Cow has not been lost on me 8:20 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to louisedoherty
It finally happened. Bovine Toxic shock in Buenos Aires and a near death experience having been force fed steak. From today I eat leaves. 7:36 AM Nov 23rd from web
Back in humid Buenos Aires with @tallulahbell after a big night partying in a prison in Ushuaia. 2:27 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck

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Bio LIves Wisley House. Head of News at Cow PR. Embraces travel, Peter Cook, Trojan Records, Kubrick, Bowie, QPR, Cramps, The Wolesely and spicy bloody marys