normanmonkey
- The solace of the gym is that today at 35 I wore a Cramps t-shirt first worn when I was 15. T-shirt aside, that is it.34 minutes ago from web
- Sat on delayed train at Waterloo platform for 30 mins and then discovered 30 mins into journey was in completely wrong place on wrong train35 minutes ago from web
- Its 10am and already 32 degrees in Cordoba, expected to rise to 40. Why did I drink all that booze last night and think it would solve all1:09 AM Jun 30th from web
- @richardkanareck to go a month without listening to Ziggy Stardust is a crime, 10 years is just plain silly. Hang onto yourself, Kanareck!6:29 AM Jun 23rd from web in reply to richardkanareck
- would like to thank the lax security who watched him and g/f breeze past them at the main Wimbledon entrance for an evening of free tennis2:48 PM Jun 22nd from web
- Is hungover in Transylvania after a J&B party in a castle. Met 'Hug', Romania's answer to Hugh Hefner, plus Mexican soap stars. Essential!3:22 AM Jun 21st from web
- @karenatbrando ...and Iranian scholars will say what they may or may not be having for their lunch2:08 AM Jun 16th from web in reply to karencanty
- @karenatbrando Yes, it's the Twitter revolution in Iran - the constitution will, however, have to be less than 147 characters or less2:03 AM Jun 16th from web in reply to karencanty
- Cow launches new frangrance for Burger King (with the aid of Piers Morgan) http://bit.ly/2YRwJJ9:09 AM Jun 15th from web
- Pitching today to a former underling. If he even thinks about questioning a PR tactic of mine he'll have his lapels grabbed. Must be nice!3:53 AM Jun 12th from web
- Taking the party into the final frontier...the first ever disco mirrorball in space for J&B http://bit.ly/axj606:32 AM Jun 11th from web
- Perplexing text from my Polish cleaner, Illiana. 'Did not clean house, but took money. I am sickly'. The Daily Express was right all along10:31 AM Jun 8th from web
- Cow coverage for Heinz. Mini microwave created for snack pots http://bit.ly/5M43f9:54 AM Jun 8th from web
- has just seen the itinerary for the 3-day J&B party in Transylvania later this month. Helicopters and castles. It'll do.9:57 AM Jun 4th from web
- 'Perfect homes for perfect people'. West Byfleet here I come! http://www.conserohomes.com/12:19 AM Jun 4th from web
- The first time in 23 years I've not renewed my QPR season ticket. Thought girlfriend would at least be pleased. She said it was a no-brainer12:16 AM Jun 4th from web
- Ripped a BNP placard off a lamppost opposite his house, only to park car at gym with it on display on the backseat for two hours.2:54 PM Jun 3rd from web
- Accruing followers having not updated for ages. Ok...I am at desk, feeling nauseous having eaten too much cake.6:16 AM Jun 3rd from web
- Summer Sunshine! Cue half of London to be rolling in the gutter by 10pm. The other half will have been there since 7pm5:37 AM May 29th from web
- The dignity and intellectual vigour of politics is all set to be restored http://bit.ly/VF3hX1:50 PM May 26th from web
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- Name mark perkins
- Location Worcester Park, Surrey, UK
- Bio Last of the famous international playboys, PR consultant at Cow, enigma, subversive and QPR supporter
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