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  1. Did anybody get the plate number of the steam roller that flattened me? #FeasterFive
  2. The Great Interview Experiment: One on one with @thepsychobabble: http://bit.ly/8yvTLx via @addthis Great idea, @Neilochka !
  3. Fingers crossed a 45-min. nap will cut it.
  4. @MyMessyParadise Yay, Zoolights!
  5. Ran 7:33 pace for 5 miles vs. last year's 8:45's for 3 miles!! Hello, apple pie!
  6. Race in 30. Happy Thanksgiving!
  7. Went under the (very tiny) knife today. Fingers crossed for rapid overnight healing: http://bit.ly/4nJPJf via @addthis
  8. Three hours left to enter Relish! giveaway: http://bit.ly/1IdRbV via @addthis
  9. Phone has been on silent all day. Whoops.
  10. @MyMessyParadise Ahhh! Thx.
  11. @MyMessyParadise How do you get fave pages to connect to your fan page & not personal account?
  12. Just became a fan of @MyMessyParadise on FB, and think you should, too! http://bit.ly/5ciueE
  13. @ConfessionsMom Just joined. :)
  14. Am going to put kids in charge of holiday gifts this year. Craft ideas for ages 19 mos to 2.5 yrs? Minimal adult talent preferred.
  15. @MyMessyParadise But now I'll feel better about wearing contacts. Just wish I had some now. Glasses aggravating the spot and I need to see.
  16. @MyMessyParadise Yes, thx. Red pimple-looking thing on side of my nose/eye socket removed by derm this a.m. Very simple but a little sore.
  17. Novocaine has worn off. Have had to fashion a tissue into a little pillow for my glasses. Very cute.
  18. Nothing like the smell of getting your face cauterized in the morning. (No more angioma!)
  19. Am hoping derm can remove angioma today, but hopefully w/out having to sport large bandage on Thanksgiving.
  20. LAST DAY to enter --> Win a YEAR of help making easy, kid-friendly meals with Relish!: http://bit.ly/1IdRbV via @addthis