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Seriously?!? MacGruber? The MOVIE!!! Heh heh... Kristin Wigg in a movie?!? RAWK!!12:25 PM Jul 15thfrom web
My wife is rubbing off; I want to throw out caltrops if I hear the ice cream truck. Now I need a forge to smelt something and make them.11:21 AM Jul 15thfrom Tweetie
Just found some of the notes I used to write to myself when I worked at the BBV. Wow. I'm completely ridiculous. Totally and completely.10:55 AM Jul 15thfrom Tweetie
Between Two Ferns. Possibly the most awkward, hysterical (did I mention awkward) thing EVER.6:15 AM Jul 13thfrom Tweetie
Bacon, topped with bacon. Covered in beef, smothered with nacho cheese. Taco Bell, you're killing your clientele. For shame.1:45 PM Jul 12thfrom txt
Bacon cheesy potato burrito? What the fuck taco bell?1:41 PM Jul 12thfrom txt
"I know I've been in Ann
Arbor for a few hours... I'm starting to go hoarse."5:56 PM Jul 10thfrom txt
Just saw someone driving the same wagon we have. His windshield wipers are even more messed up than ours. Makes me feel a bit better.2:40 PM Jul 10thfrom txt
gVoice number? Check. Kalamazoo number? Check. Ends with "4JON"? Check. Yup. Way too excited.8:51 PM Jul 9thfrom web
My excitement for Google Voice borders on inappropriate. Transcribed voicemail sent as text does make me hot though.4:39 PM Jul 9thfrom txt
Right in the middle of bachelor weekend. Still being (at least mildly) productive and playing LOTS of video games.8:59 AM Jul 5thfrom txt
Had a weird dream last night that involved Johnny Carson and a marching band's drum corps... And a barn. Very very strange.6:19 AM Jul 5thfrom Tweetie
Fact: Many evenings President Nixon would dance in his pajamas... but ONLY with a Secret Service escort... wink wink, nudge nudge. Fact.9:22 PM Jul 4thfrom web