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  1. Am watching a show about Fiji. A camera shot of the blue lagoon made me actually shudder I want to go back to live in the tropics so much. 10:19 PM Nov 11th from web
  2. Phucking Howard steals second, haha! Word. 6:34 PM Nov 1st from txt
  3. Did the announcer just describe Ryan Howard as "statuesque???" Hahaha! Sounds like something from a romance novel, for sure. 7:24 PM Oct 18th from web
  4. Sometimes I think my downstairs neighbor is holding shady MMA fights in his living room. What else could that thumping be? 7:58 PM Oct 13th from txt
  5. Ugh! Could the TBS announcers BE any more annoying?!? 5:42 PM Oct 12th from txt
  6. You know what's a great word? Pork. 9:09 AM Oct 11th from web
  7. I've tried and tried today to wash the smell of dude stripper off my hands, but it's apparently indelible; like a scarlet letter 7:02 AM Oct 11th from web
  8. I love the juxtaposition of the Project Runway judges laughing and hanging out while the contestants sweat blood behind the scenes. 7:54 PM Sep 10th from web
  9. I dream of the day that I'll be halfway done. Minus forty-five pounds and counting. 2:30 PM Aug 22nd from web
  10. Brother has all the elixir with him in AL. I really hate him right now. 7:15 PM Aug 12th from web
  11. My pontytail is vaguely Tina Turner-ish circa "Mad Max Beyond the Thunderdome." Is it bad that I'm totally stoked about this? 4:49 PM Aug 9th from web
  12. Contrary to my expectations, opening and closing the fridge a thousand times and making faces did not magically produce new, yummy food. 9:55 PM Jul 24th from web
  13. You know you need a hobby when the thought of knowing all the answers during "Kids Week" on Jeopardy! causes exultation. 4:06 PM Jul 17th from web
  14. @dooce http://twitpic.com/a8ukk - Oh, no! Tha's not the dog butt binkie, is it? 3:57 PM Jul 13th from TwitPic
  15. Totally obessed with "Songbird" by Eva Cassidy. 200 would be a very conservative estimate of the times that I listened to that tune today. 3:54 PM Jul 13th from web
  16. Apparently I have "killer cheekbones." Thanks for the good genes, momma. 11:36 PM Jul 11th from web
  17. Super drunk - you know you love it! 10:38 PM Jul 10th from web
  18. Bad TV guide! Antiques Roadshow is supposed to be on and isn't, AGAIN. PBS did it on purpose; they know that's the only show people watch. 7:02 PM Jul 9th from web
  19. Just had a total Bridget Jones moment, sigh. I regretted my actions the moment I hit "Add as a Friend" next to an exbf's name. UGH! 7:56 PM Jul 7th from web
  20. Almost texted a tweet from my non-qwerty phone instead of walking into the kitchen to type it on the laptop. How lazy can you get? 8:09 PM Jun 1st from web