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  1. @JanusXL Try okcupid for legit, smart folks that are cool and fun to hangout with, but aren't bears. about 10 hours ago from web in reply to JanusXL
  2. More bear events I wish existed: Slumbear Party, Club Cub presents Bearly Legal, The Hair Ball, Great Bearier Reef, Bearitone Saxxx. about 14 hours ago from web
  3. Drinking tea again. The addict that I am. Today's brew: Melon White Tea. It smells like gummy bears and tastes like water. Like all tea. about 16 hours ago from web
  4. My Windows 7 ad: "I said my laptop should connect to wireless networks because it's a @#%ing mobile computer. And now it does. I rule." 11:07 PM Dec 20th from web
  5. About to upgrade my 32bit Windows Vista laptop to 64bit Windows 7. I have sage ready in case I need to purge demons during install. 8:26 PM Dec 20th from web
  6. @ErnieAtLYD Translation: Ernie is a man now. 11:37 PM Dec 19th from Tweed in reply to ErnieAtLYD
  7. Mom and I have a holiday tradition where she shops for shoes and I tweet about it. 2:51 PM Dec 19th from Tweed
  8. @toramorigan CA! 11:58 AM Dec 18th from web in reply to toramorigan
  9. @BigToys It was on the tip of their rifle! Bayonet style! 11:58 AM Dec 18th from web in reply to BigToys
  10. This wouldn't be so bad if I didn't use my GPS to deflect the bullets and my iPod to earn their trust 7:15 PM Dec 17th from txt
  11. "Excuse me, sir, can you help me find my way? Wait, those aren't directions! Put that knife away!" lost in Oakland 7:01 PM Dec 17th from txt
  12. Running late to the Holiday Xmas party. Will sit next to Tuck's date so that my sweat-stained tanktop looks like formal wear. No homo. 6:39 PM Dec 17th from Tweed
  13. My new app—The Perfect Man—listens to your problems with speech recognition; compliments your hair/figure in a sultry Stephen Hawking voice. 4:59 PM Dec 17th from web
  14. I'M MOVING IN WITH MY MAN! Anybody want my old place? $573/mo, parking, near bart: http://tinyurl.com/yktutbq 9:48 PM Dec 16th from web
  15. Every couple minutes I peer through the window to check on the solitare game in the neighboring office. She is losing. 12:06 PM Dec 16th from Tweed
  16. @nyergler where is twitter getting this money to match donations? Is there a secret, profitable twitter I don't know about? 4:24 PM Dec 15th from Tweed in reply to nyergler
  17. @chaos61988 sounds like you need more tokens for your xbox. 4:23 PM Dec 15th from Tweed in reply to chaos61988
  18. @chaos61988 It means you need to put in more tokens. 4:16 PM Dec 15th from web in reply to chaos61988
  19. @wundulo Probably! Only I wouldn't have phone capability... 11:08 AM Dec 15th from web in reply to wundulo
  20. I am *this close* to turning my Palm Pre into a wifi hotspot and using my iPod touch in it's place. 10:04 AM Dec 15th from Tweed