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Watching Ding Dong movie where evil cat wants to reverse evolution of man with a special hair dryer. Chinese people are weird.about 3 hours agofrom UberTwitter
Pro tip: effect of german potato salad on sandwich is VERY different than that of mashed potatoes.about 3 hours agofrom UberTwitter
Pro tip: reheat turkey and gravy BEFORE making sandwich to prevent eating sandwich with fork.about 3 hours agofrom UberTwitter
Heading to sis's tonight for left overs. All that's missing to make it a perfect after Turkey day? A nap. A long, undisturbed nap.about 3 hours agofrom UberTwitter