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  1. This, from @ed_x, has made me laugh ALL DAY LONG: http://bit.ly/8lCioN about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. It probably doesn't speak well of my character that, across the board, I always prefer a band pre-rehab. about 12 hours ago from web
  3. Some days you're Electra Woman, and some days you're Dyna Girl. about 21 hours ago from web
  4. The risk of pretesting all these Thanksgiving recipes is the fear that the hibernation reflex might accidentally get trig 4:45 PM Nov 23rd from web
  5. Neighbors are burning stuff in their backyard and discharging firearms. And just when I thought baby shower season was finally over. 3:52 PM Nov 21st from web
  6. @jephkelley Happy Birphday, you phunny, phunny guy! 2:42 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  7. Bleached blond hair, gold jewelry, shiny fingernails. Good thing that cooking dude's name is Guy, otherwise that could really be confusing. 6:37 AM Nov 21st from web
  8. @thesearedays I'm in! 5:18 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to thesearedays
  9. To get people to do what you want: kick them in the crotch, then tell them what you think. Rack and opinion steering can be very efficient. 4:57 PM Nov 20th from web
  10. I thought that all the poison ivy would be dead by this time of year, but in hindsight, it was a rash assumption. 11:49 AM Nov 20th from web
  11. Husband on important business call discussing surgical robot. I do the robot every time he says it. I AM GOOD AT HELPING 7:07 AM Nov 19th from web
  12. @thesearedays Ha! No, it's not a Suburban. Judging by the size, I think it's a Subdivision. 4:19 PM Nov 18th from SocialScope in reply to thesearedays
  13. Empirical evidence from this parking lot suggests that the size of an SUV is inversely proportional to the driver's ability to park it. 4:09 PM Nov 18th from web
  14. My physics students did poorly on the test, which is odd because in the south we have lots of relativity. My brother-uncle told me so. 6:58 AM Nov 18th from web
  15. I like my coffee like my favorite Metallica album: Black and lots of volume. 4:54 PM Nov 17th from SocialScope
  16. @thedayhascome Thinking the very best thoughts for you guys. 2:11 PM Nov 17th from SocialScope in reply to thedayhascome
  17. Due to the continued economic downturn, wave-particle duality can no longer be maintained. We apologize for any confusion in this matter. 7:21 AM Nov 17th from SocialScope
  18. Revenge is a drink best served cold. Or not. What I think I'm trying to say here is bring me a drink or one of us will be very very sorry. 7:13 PM Nov 15th from web
  19. I have never exactly understood why the state of marriage and Cotton-Eyed Joe were mutually exclusive. 5:29 PM Nov 15th from web
  20. @adtothebone Czech baby, Czech baby, one two three four. Czech baby, Czech baby, one two three. 2:21 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to adtothebone