nonlinearmind
- Dreamt last night that I was applying hair gel while taking a shower. Obviously symbolizing a desire to give a dirty sanchez to my grandma.1:21 PM Jul 11th from twhirl
- Yes, alphabetically ordered font list, I think I'll go with Arial Black to make things stand out a bit.1:36 PM Jul 9th from twhirl
- @poeks Hey there. Where can I get info on 31st tweetup?5:36 PM Jul 8th from twhirl
- @SarahInMI Yes, tinnitus is VERY annoying like John Mayer.12:57 PM Jul 8th from twhirl in reply to SarahInMI
- @SarahInMI I believe it's called tinnitus. Try not listening to iTunes so loud.12:55 PM Jul 8th from twhirl in reply to SarahInMI
- @smartasshat How do I enlarge the curosoe PNGs? Too small to read!1:34 PM Jul 6th from twhirl
- My fucking dead fucking, cocksucking, ass-fucking car battery is putting a serious fucking crimp in my plans today.9:19 AM Jul 4th from twhirl
- Fourth of July. Something. Something. Blown off fingers. Something. Something. Awkward handshake. Did I do it right?7:07 AM Jul 4th from twhirl
- Wow, RIP Sarah Palin. !958 - 2009.2:23 PM Jul 3rd from twhirl
- @bsailer You do *see* the weirdest things!11:16 AM Jul 3rd from twhirl in reply to bsailer
- Hard to believe it's been 1 week since Michael left us..alone here, without the enchantment, the spectacle, the freakshow, the pedophilia.7:07 PM Jul 2nd from twhirl
- @bsailer Really, anatomy facts? I'm eating lunch here, dude.9:36 AM Jul 2nd from twhirl in reply to bsailer
- Day 2 of my switch to Firefox. I love it. I want to make sweet fuck to it.6:44 PM Jul 1st from twhirl
- MSNBC: 'Is Twitter the news outlet for the 21st century?' Well, let me break the news here first, President Obama personally told me it was.3:16 PM Jul 1st from twhirl
- What is your favorite firefox extension?7:18 PM Jun 30th from twhirl
- TMZ says tons of concrete were delivered to MJ's Neverland Ranch, most likely to protect the environment from his body as it degrades.6:07 PM Jun 30th from twhirl
- Mourners gather for Fawcett's funeral... and to be remind that she, too, died.5:58 PM Jun 30th from twhirl
- Keith Olbermann on Jackson's estate mess - "Don't worry, this circus is going to be in town for a while."5:57 PM Jun 30th from twhirl
- About to dive into telcon with client. May need to live tweet this bitch.10:52 AM Jun 30th from twhirl
- Dear aprtmt complex, Please remove the pimply boy from the lifegaurd perch & return the pretty-bottomed blonde I've come to call "Yvette".10:49 AM Jun 30th from twhirl
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- Name Jon C
- Location Washington DC Burbs
- Web http://nonlinearm...
- Bio I'm the guy with the gas mask. It's for your protection, not mine. My dog tweets at @nonlineardog. She wanted me to plug that.
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