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  1. Dreamt last night that I was applying hair gel while taking a shower. Obviously symbolizing a desire to give a dirty sanchez to my grandma.
  2. Yes, alphabetically ordered font list, I think I'll go with Arial Black to make things stand out a bit.
  3. @poeks Hey there. Where can I get info on 31st tweetup?
  4. @SarahInMI Yes, tinnitus is VERY annoying like John Mayer.
  5. @SarahInMI I believe it's called tinnitus. Try not listening to iTunes so loud.
  6. @smartasshat How do I enlarge the curosoe PNGs? Too small to read!
  7. My fucking dead fucking, cocksucking, ass-fucking car battery is putting a serious fucking crimp in my plans today.
  8. Fourth of July. Something. Something. Blown off fingers. Something. Something. Awkward handshake. Did I do it right?
  9. Wow, RIP Sarah Palin. !958 - 2009.
  10. @bsailer You do *see* the weirdest things!
  11. Hard to believe it's been 1 week since Michael left us..alone here, without the enchantment, the spectacle, the freakshow, the pedophilia.
  12. @bsailer Really, anatomy facts? I'm eating lunch here, dude.
  13. Day 2 of my switch to Firefox. I love it. I want to make sweet fuck to it.
  14. MSNBC: 'Is Twitter the news outlet for the 21st century?' Well, let me break the news here first, President Obama personally told me it was.
  15. What is your favorite firefox extension?
  16. TMZ says tons of concrete were delivered to MJ's Neverland Ranch, most likely to protect the environment from his body as it degrades.
  17. Mourners gather for Fawcett's funeral... and to be remind that she, too, died.
  18. Keith Olbermann on Jackson's estate mess - "Don't worry, this circus is going to be in town for a while."
  19. About to dive into telcon with client. May need to live tweet this bitch.
  20. Dear aprtmt complex, Please remove the pimply boy from the lifegaurd perch & return the pretty-bottomed blonde I've come to call "Yvette".