nonlinearmind
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Multifunctional printer? More like malfunctional printer. Amirite?
about 5 hours ago
from twhirl
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Sitting down for some fine Spanish cuisine. By "fine" I mean convenient, "Spanish" I mean Mexican, & "cuisine" I mean Taco Bell.
about 9 hours ago
from Tweetie
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I'm glad, in this economy, they'll be putting the Large Hadron Collider back to work next week, destroying us all.
about 12 hours ago
from twhirl
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@ You strike me as not only being funny and smart, but being very gassy.
about 14 hours ago
from twhirl
in reply to GoNowGo
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Neighbor knows I do "computer stuff" which is how I got roped into scanning her "40" (70) family pics. Wishing I was computer-illiterate.
about 14 hours ago
from twhirl
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At Redskins game. Wondering how cheerleaders all know what dance they're doing. Thinking they're synced up... like with menstrual cycles.
1:19 PM Nov 15th
from Tweetie
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This guy is next to me on the subway right now.
8:12 AM Nov 14th
from Tweetie
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@ It was funny that the pros failed, bc the Qs we missed were all little things that we don't even use in our workflows.
8:22 PM Nov 13th
from twhirl
in reply to RichardTaylorTV
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Well, myself & 8 other pros failed to pass our Apple FCP trainer certification test. The 1 who passed: a teacher. I'll take again next wk.
2:53 PM Nov 13th
from Tweetie
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@ Very cool.
5:11 PM Nov 12th
from twhirl
in reply to bsailer
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@ You have a podcast?
5:08 PM Nov 12th
from twhirl
in reply to bsailer
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Apple needs to extend iTunes Genius to its pro apps like Final Cut. "Based on your past edits, we've made new edits we think you'll like."
4:58 PM Nov 12th
from twhirl
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Ever been on a 3-lane hwy that merged to 2 without you remembering & you wonder if you caused any carnage? Happened to me as I tweeted this.
3:46 PM Nov 11th
from web
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Off to my Apple training workshop in a building that has a floor of planned parenthood & four floors of Al Jazeera. Really. Allahu Akbar.
3:37 AM Nov 11th
from twhirl
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At Apple pro workshop for training FCP. "can I tape record this?" "No... It's an Apple thing." Big surprise.
6:42 AM Nov 10th
from Tweetie
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Kyle Orton really needs to shave. He's on the verge of a Tom Green situation.
6:36 PM Nov 9th
from Tweetie
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Guess who has tickets to see the Broncos slaughter the Skins next week? That's right mutha fuckas, ME.
5:48 PM Nov 9th
from twhirl
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@ "You won’t be like a man. You’ll just pee like one."
4:38 PM Nov 9th
from twhirl
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Now that it's been 20 years since the collapse of the Berlin wall ,are we allowed to joke about it, or still too soon?
6:38 AM Nov 9th
from twhirl
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@ Yeah, way to, like, tell her.
5:35 PM Nov 8th
from twhirl
in reply to SarahInMI
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- Name Jon C
- Location Washington DC Burbs
- Web http://nonlinearm...
- Bio I'm the guy with the gas mask. It's for your protection, not mine. My dog tweets at @nonlineardog. She wanted me to plug that.
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