nomatophobic
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@ कुसुमस्तबकस्येव द्वयी वृत्तिर्मनस्विन. That's sanskrit for...'do as the luscious towel forgot buttons'.
about 10 hours ago
from web
in reply to wigsie
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Every year I get excited about eggnog, only to remember I don't actually like eggnog. Come May, I'll be foaming at the mouth for the stuff.
about 10 hours ago
from web
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@ I was saying "yadda yadda" before it wasn't cool. I stake claim to dead languages like others do video games.
about 11 hours ago
from web
in reply to RedTheTrucker
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@ "Yadda, yadda" is my "etc..." From the Jewish grandmother side of my personality. You're learning all sorts of new vocab tonight.
about 11 hours ago
from web
in reply to wigsie
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@ Miss your face! Dinner & Deadwood in store for us soon. My Timothy Olyphant obsession is growing weak.
about 11 hours ago
from web
in reply to star_geek
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@ I have a (hetero) crush on that man too. All you need in Europe is a Rick Steves guidebook. If I was a dude, this wouldn't change.
about 11 hours ago
from web
in reply to danwho
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@ @ Isn't asshat another name for the lower-back tattoo? Tramp stamp? Shooting range? Target? Yadda yadda.
about 11 hours ago
from web
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The Ajax has been A-spanked, the jQuery, jOwned. (<<--funny, no?) Celebratory eggnog is in order.
about 12 hours ago
from web
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@ That's right. It's about rhinos. Trust me.
about 14 hours ago
from web
in reply to rdotinga
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@ There were some young fellas by the name of 2 Live Crew who I believe composed an appropriate song. Readership will skyrocket.
about 14 hours ago
from web
in reply to rdotinga
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@ I just don't like it. Strangers suddenly pop up on my screen, catching me unawares. Not used to it, I guess.
about 15 hours ago
from web
in reply to wizardelite
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@ In my protest of the RT feature, I'm stuck still effing up my copy & paste skills. Thanks for the correction.
about 15 hours ago
from web
in reply to DowntownRob
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Jade Mistress at Red Pearl Kitchen, ft-mf-w. RT @ 100 good things to eat and drink in San Diego
about 16 hours ago
from web
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@ Like everyone else, I got 300 to contribute to that list. But Jade Mistress @ Red Pearl Kitchen was a great one.
about 16 hours ago
from web
in reply to harpistajulie
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RT @ Get some holiday shopping done while supporting RAINN!
about 20 hours ago
from web
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This will mark my 2nd case of food poisoning from The Splash Cafe in Pismo Beach. Oddly, still not enough to stop me from going there.
about 23 hours ago
from moTweets
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Tonight is not a night for the tough girl act. *turns on heater* *admits weakness* *pours hot cocoa*
9:18 PM Nov 29th
from web
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@ Forgot to mention shoelaces are like mother's milk to them. But I found them, regurgitated back up on the carpet if you want 'em.
4:49 PM Nov 29th
from web
in reply to rdotinga
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What up civilization. Let's not pretend we missed each other.
11:23 AM Nov 29th
from moTweets
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Mimosas by the fire in a lodge, twittering about mimosas by the fire in a lodge: nature's intended way of waking up.
10:53 AM Nov 28th
from txt
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- Name Sarah Johnson
- Location San Diego, CA
- Web http://webpuree.com/
- Bio The answer to the question no one asked.
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