nomatophobia
@keltraine We'll see who I remember when zombies takeover & your ass has a zombie gnawing on it. I'll remember this slight.
| @the_peg_is_in - Oh, c'mon Pegs. Go join old Aunt Ida - She's about to get down to "Brick House", and you gotta be there for that. |
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| @nrek - There may or may not be a dead squirrel on your pillow tomorrow morning. |
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| @wizardelite - I lag...TO THE MAAXXX. Sorry, I keep meaning to send this. Go here for Stone Anniversary info. http://www.stonebrew.com/ |
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| @nrek - What a very novel idea to regularly do push-ups to be able to do more of them. Would you like to buy some of my magical elixir? |
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| Ohmygawd - they are making a "Heat" video game. If now, I could turn into a dinosaur at will, my life would now be complete. |
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| Have you ever been asked to promote a friend's site, when its content is something you don't agree on,or think is an all around stupid idea? |
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| 40 year old dungeon masters on parade Downtown, saying "this is my year" to finally be able to show a girl their short sword of rejection. |
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| @Viss - Until I get those, I'll just have to continue tucking half my skirt into my panties with the bathroom seat cover still attached. |
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| @docwho76 - I'm a big fan of awkwardness in the workplace. If people don't look down while passing me, I haven't done my job. |
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| @DowntownRob We'll see if I get away w/just posting songs and lyrics, and essentially being unoriginal & lazy. Everyone should have goals. |
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| @DowntownRob @Viss - For more information, please consult your local Rollins library. http://tinyurl.com/5mqz6r |
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| Have decided to close all work emails with "I love you". Waiting for weekly call from HR. |
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| @richandcreamy - How can you lose? The lights are much brighter there... You can forget all your troubles; forget all your cares |
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| @bjschone - they probably had it coming. Guess they didn't listen when he said "I'm Batman". I have this very issue all the time. |
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| "I can't let you use my peanut butter.Mom told me that this product didn't tell people you have to refrigerate it, & it could be poisonous." |
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| Thursday 7/24, Culture & Cocktails @ SDMA. Georgia O’Keeffe, Eleanor Antin, liquor and music. Because art is funner when less sober. |
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| @wizardElite - El Boyfriend Bruno is coping with my also forgotten movie career - see "High Heels and Low Lifes" and "Nasty Neighbours". |
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| @wizardElite - I had forgotten that I was a teenager in Idaho who killed my parents to be with my illegal immigrant boyfriend, Bruno. |
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| @nrek - Don't leave out Nina Simone. Everyone needs a little Nina in their bowl. |
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