nomagicpill
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RT @: Quote of the day: "Never feed White Russians to lactose intolerant strippers"
about 13 hours ago
from Seesmic
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so i bought an apple pie today to take to a friend's house tomorrow. that pie is now gone. i must buy another pie before supper tomorrow.
about 16 hours ago
from Seesmic
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Just bought an HDTV. It's the size of my truck bed. G'bye world :)
about 22 hours ago
from UberTwitter
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head to @ in ballantyne tonight 730p-10p to see my buddy chris play. as if that weren't enough, i'll (likely) be there, too :)
10:59 AM Nov 20th
from web
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w. t. f. i can't see how ANYthing could go wrong here.
10:51 AM Nov 20th
from web
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Finally got the 2nd monitor mix working. I'm calling this week over while it's still on a high note.
10:33 AM Nov 20th
from UberTwitter
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Someone just tried to fill in a bald spot on my head with a black Sharpie. I hear it looks ridiculous. Okay.
7:54 AM Nov 20th
from UberTwitter
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could someone please send my left trapezius a copy of the memo saying that it's okay to release for more than 10 seconds?
5:55 AM Nov 20th
from web
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Timing my work computer's startup time (from power on to usability). 20min & counting after I cleaned it up yesterday
4:57 AM Nov 20th
from UberTwitter
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My lacrosse ball has gone missing. My shoulder is not happy and is demanding its trigger point therapy. Whiney brat.
3:46 AM Nov 20th
from UberTwitter
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Early Thanksgiving lunch = missing belt problem solved.
9:30 AM Nov 19th
from UberTwitter
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@ @ oh I know good gui's, which is why I'm getting a droid in january. Now find me a mac netbook for under $400.
6:12 AM Nov 19th
from UberTwitter
in reply to hskaufmann
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More people are using Macs at work, so my proficiency is growing. I like them a lot, but not for a 400% price premium.
5:41 AM Nov 19th
from UberTwitter
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@ I thought Halloween was over?
5:40 AM Nov 19th
from UberTwitter
in reply to shrop
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Forgot a belt today. Just call me Droopy.
5:24 AM Nov 19th
from UberTwitter
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Coffee grinders are hell on the ears after nights like last night. May need to grind the beans the night before (or just buy a cup or two).
3:28 AM Nov 19th
from UberTwitter
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Thursdays may soon be lost causes if Wednesday night continue to be this awesome.
8:22 PM Nov 18th
from UberTwitter
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Out attempting my first full night of dance lessons since last winter (read: testing the foot).
4:13 PM Nov 18th
from UberTwitter
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a meteorologist buddy of mine decided to tell listeners that it's going to be a dry hump day, meaning no rain today (wednesday). um, yeah...
5:49 AM Nov 18th
from web
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Video games will be the death of society--you get credit even for sucking (i.e. my MW2 gameplay). No wonder kids feel entitled to everything
4:44 AM Nov 18th
from UberTwitter
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- Name Ben Smith
- Location CLT
- Web http://nomagicpil...
- Bio Former fat boy turned youth fitness specialist, Harley rider, beer & coffee snob, master's degree holder, Southern atheist libertarian.
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