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  1. We're switching updates to http://twitter.com/stinque
  2. We now join Stinque.com already in progress.
  3. Looks like we'll be waiting out the storm at Blogger Stadium for awhile...
  4. I'll broaden my exposure if you short your position.
  5. We always tart up our pig before pestorking it, so we don't see what the problem is.
  6. While you're burning albums, could you throw a few Billy Joels on the fire? Thanks.
  7. Say it with us: "President Palin". Problem solved!
  8. Why is CNN rerunning 2005? Uh-oh...
  9. John McCain drops out of sight after San Diego event. We have an alibi.
  10. If only she had delivered that speech three months ago.
  11. Obama sends the Golden Text Message, America can finally pee.
  12. We've heard "Shaft" more times in the past week than the past thirty years.
  13. "Men 45-54 who have no gray hair: 7%." According to Mad Men, I rock.
  14. The problem with political blogging is that we were happier being ignorant.
  15. "The Netflix Team: Click here to hide." We know the feeling.
  16. We finally -- finally! -- saw a Segway. Looks like someone riding a manual lawnmower.
  17. Why protest a movie that manifestly sucks on its own?
  18. George Lucas plans live-action Star Wars TV series, just in case he hasn't shit on your memories enough.
  19. For God, Country, and NBC.
  20. It's late, we've already settled on a morning post, and then we make the mistake of entering "moose" in Google News. Never again.