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  1. Yesterday while trying to decide if I should buy some home made fudge I said that there's no such thing as bad fudge. I take that back. 10:51 AM Nov 23rd from web
  2. @jfew Soaps are also kind of echoey. Those sounds bring me back to my mom watching them when I was a kid. It's like a smell memory. 9:47 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to jfew
  3. Where do the eye lashes go when they get in your eye but disappear for a few hours? #FB 2:50 PM Nov 21st from txt
  4. What is it about the sound of daytime soaps that make them immediately recognizable? 1:21 PM Nov 20th from txt
  5. Look at snuggie updating their image! Owners have gone from quietly reading to dancing in the stands. 7:48 PM Nov 16th from txt
  6. @hellotaco Weird! Our Internets blew out lastnight during a power surge. 7:47 AM Nov 2nd from txt
  7. RT Oh how I love her! @dooce If you *watch* one thing today, let it be this: http://vimeo.com/7345725 11:52 AM Oct 30th from web
  8. I wonder what I would learn about my guts if Dr Oz took them out to inspect them on TV. 2:50 PM Oct 29th from txt
  9. The past excitement of my first anniversary dinner, meeting a new friend, and getting a new niece have worn off. Feeling low and glum today. 10:34 AM Oct 29th from web
  10. @christinewander Collywobbles is a good word to use with kids. It sounds more fun than the generic and bland tummy ache. Glad you like it! 10:26 AM Oct 29th from web in reply to christinewander
  11. @FruitMaven I'm surprised how many times I've gotten to use the word collywobbles this past week! Now I look for a way to work it in. 10:25 AM Oct 29th from web in reply to FruitMaven
  12. @Maggie Words that aren't used NEARLY enough and are my faves: collywobbles, fisticuffs, and taradiddle! #lexicon 10:01 AM Oct 27th from web
  13. @nifty_triznip I bet that could double for cat pleasure! And comes in blue! 3:32 PM Oct 25th from txt
  14. A hair I've had in my eye all day finally worked its way to the corner and came out wrapped in an eye booger. Aah, relief. 9:51 PM Oct 22nd from txt
  15. I'm so excited to be out of retail/CS this xmas that I'm going to call it Crissy like the Austrailians do. Happy Crissy, mates! #FB 6:59 PM Oct 20th from txt
  16. @dooce During stressful reality shows it helps to remember that it would not be on TV if someone dies. Sorta? Sometimes... 6:53 PM Oct 20th from txt
  17. Thanks to years of watching CSI, I'm now very aware of every place I leave my fingerprints. #fb 10:32 AM Oct 15th from web
  18. I thought I had perfected the skill of the farmer nose blow and felt quite proud of myself until spotting the snot smear on my bike jersey. 10:34 AM Oct 1st from web
  19. is wondering if Mary Murphy is drunk. #soyouthinkyoucandance #FB 8:07 PM Sep 30th from txt
  20. My loudly rumbling stomach made my cat, who is scared of thunder, run away growling. 5:26 PM Sep 30th from txt