nodns
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Stuck in a car listening Adam Lambert. Send help. :(
about 1 hour ago
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Guess what I am doing next Thursday? If you guessed having surgery on my foot, then you guessed right!
about 3 hours ago
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RT @: Twitternoia: the irrational fear that you're not being followed.
about 4 hours ago
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Since tin-foil is now aluminum foil, does it still protect your thoughts from the alien horde?
about 6 hours ago
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I have 20 minutes to get up, get ready and leave. That's like saying I am going to spring from this bed and start flying around this house.
about 6 hours ago
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@ hey man, could ya grab me a cup?
about 13 hours ago
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in reply to sqlagentman
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There is a 1 to 3 ratio against the @ twitter shirt. Sorry, Brent.
about 20 hours ago
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My stocking is bigger than Ambra's!
about 23 hours ago
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@ @ he's just oogling your health care.
10:25 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to BenchmarkIT
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@ but these changes are untested, will make the system barf & really piss off the people who are already thinking about going home?
9:14 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to coffegrl
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Dear men, your 1/2 the bed does not come. From the middle, thanks.
6:49 AM Nov 24th
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@ dude, that's the most sane thing I have ever heard you say. Got me some Red Velvet cookies too! Sorry for the late.
6:38 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to SQLCrotch
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RT @: @ haha, that would rule. - +1!
6:32 AM Nov 24th
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RT @: Happy birthday to @!
12:59 AM Nov 24th
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@ I'm sorry you're up. Must suck to have to be awake at that hour. Oh, wait.
11:36 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to SQLRockstar
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@ please meet us at the Denny's off Sand Canyon. We're on the tram now.
11:00 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to mrdenny
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Where @ never made it tonight.
10:43 PM Nov 23rd
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@ yeah, kinda too bad about that. We're getting ready to leave.
10:38 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to mrdenny
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Trapped in the haunted mansion.
10:04 PM Nov 23rd
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Disney pumpkins, anyone?
9:48 PM Nov 23rd
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- Name nodns
- Location Tap House Grill Seattle (US)
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