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  1. @AlwaysBusy4 I'd get tix anyway. But I'd prefer u pass. Good luck w/ studying. When is burfday? about 4 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to AlwaysBusy4
  2. @AlwaysBusy4 his show was just picked up for season 2. If he comes to the area I'll get you tix. about 4 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to AlwaysBusy4
  3. @AlwaysBusy4 I'll assume you're talking to McHale - not me :p about 5 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to AlwaysBusy4
  4. What is the difference between Congress and masturbation? No punchline. Genuine question. about 7 hours ago from UberTwitter
  5. RT @phVegas: "Dance like the photo's not tagged, love like you've never been unfriended, tweet like nobody's following." about 7 hours ago from UberTwitter
  6. Congrats! RT @paulscheer The League is picked up for 2nd Season (13 eps) - Premiering Next Fall. To celebrate I'm buying Neverland Ranch. about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter
  7. @FarrisGoldstein ask him if your middle finger looks like a cloud of middle fingers. about 14 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to FarrisGoldstein
  8. I wonder if people with Alaska plates get flipped off more, now? about 15 hours ago from UberTwitter
  9. @ZekeQuezada in addition to my art question do you know of any downtown after hours. Read ur about article - def hitting peppermill 10:29 PM Dec 8th from UberTwitter in reply to ZekeQuezada
  10. Well at least the animation was different in this week's @Total_Rewards Plinko loss. 10:27 PM Dec 8th from UberTwitter in reply to Total_Rewards
  11. Ok @johnboehner you pumpkin martyr fuck, he said taxcuts for small business. Acknowledge that. We know you hate Obama, but you agree on this 8:31 PM Dec 8th from UberTwitter
  12. RT @androidcentral: Moto Droid is Time's gadget of the year http://bit.ly/8mxhml 4:13 PM Dec 8th from UberTwitter
  13. @jward17 Vegas anus is on high alert when you land. 3:48 PM Dec 8th from UberTwitter in reply to jward17
  14. RT @RickAfterDark: Serves Tiger Woods right for trying to bang his mother-in-law. Boundaries, Tiger. Learn some boundaries. 2:07 PM Dec 8th from UberTwitter
  15. What is a Nerddouche? The idiot in Best Buy who said 'Blu-ray & physical media is dead. In 2 years it will all be streamed." Shithead. 1:36 PM Dec 8th from UberTwitter
  16. Bitch! And ye shall receive... http://tweetphoto.com/6067186 10:46 AM Dec 8th from UberTwitter
  17. No Diet Dr. Pepper or Coke Zero at work today. What the hell is this shit? I'm not paying for this; someone restock the cooler! 9:32 AM Dec 8th from UberTwitter
  18. Uma Thurman is single and Jimmy Buffett's new album is out. Good day for me. 6:39 AM Dec 8th from UberTwitter
  19. RT @woot: It's a Woot-Off! Follow @wootoff to keep up with all the Woot-Off woots. 10:06 PM Dec 7th from Brizzly
  20. Tiger Woods nude photos? Not since that Lady Gaga concert have been so anxious to see woodrow. Well maybe Levi Johnston. 8:49 PM Dec 7th from Brizzly
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