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Apparently, a good way to tell your girlfriend you like her body is to mention that her ass is like a shelf. My anti-tip of the day.12:04 AM Apr 27thfrom web
Good books make me sad. They end and then I spend days trying to find another one just as good. Failure often ensues...10:23 AM Apr 11thfrom web
Hello to the influx of new followers I found this morning!7:19 AM Apr 10thfrom web
Searching for the perfect stock has to be one of the most frustrating things about being a photomanipulator.10:09 PM Apr 7thfrom web
I realized the other day just how much I like my eyebrows. They really do a wonderful job at keeping me from looking like an alopecia victim5:52 PM Mar 28thfrom web
Still needing a vacation. This week hasn't been going well :/7:13 AM Mar 11thfrom web
It's been a relatively hectic few days for me. I need a vacation.2:01 PM Feb 23rdfrom web
I have to stop being so nice. After being flexible and allowing my dog to hang out with my neighbor, they're now trying to keep him.11:02 AM Jan 29thfrom web
It appears to have finally stopped snowing!6:47 AM Jan 29thfrom web
Only two hours before more people come to look at the house and I'm still cleaning!!1:23 PM Jan 20thfrom web